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Senator Warren Leaps Out Just In Time To Swat Prenatal Vitamins Away From Woman Leaving Pregnancy Center

https://babylonbee.com/news/senator-warren-leaps-out-to-swat-pre-natal-vitamins-away-from-woman-leaving-pregnancy-center/?utm_source=fediverse

Couple Finishes Easy One-Hour DIY Home Improvement Project In Just 4 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-finishes-easy-one-hour-diy-home-improvement-project-in-just-4-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Criticized As Ableist For Healing Paralytic

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-criticized-as-ableist-for-healing-paralytic/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Buys Lake Cabin So They Can Spend Their Vacations Fixing Things Too

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-buys-lake-cabin-so-they-can-spend-their-vacations-fixing-things-too/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Tragically Dies As Tower Of Starbucks Cups In Car Topples

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-tragically-dies-as-tower-of-starbucks-cups-in-car-topples/?utm_source=fediverse

We Asked 17 Famous People Which Character They Play As In Smash Bros., And This Is What They Said

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-asked-17-famous-people-which-character-they-play-as-in-smash-bros-and-this-is-what-they-said/?utm_source=fediverse

Thor Picks Up Rolling Pin, Unlocking All The Powers Of Jane Foster

https://babylonbee.com/news/thor-picks-up-rolling-pin-unlocking-all-the-powers-of-jane-foster/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Backs Out Of Twitter Deal After Realizing He Can Read The Babylon Bee By Going Directly To Their Website

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-backs-out-of-twitter-deal-after-realizing-he-can-read-the-babylon-bee-by-going-directly-to-their-website/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Number Of Safe Abortions Performed In All Of Human History Still At Zero

https://babylonbee.com/news/update-number-of-safe-abortions-performed-in-all-of-human-history-still-at-zero/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Goes On Vacation To See What Urgent Cares Look Like In Other States

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-goes-on-vacation-to-see-what-urgent-cares-look-like-in-other-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'I Apologize For My Latest Teleprompter Gaffe, End Apology'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-i-apologize-for-my-latest-teleprompter-gaffe-end-apology/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostle Paul Calls Out Critics For Deadnaming Him As 'Saul'

https://babylonbee.com/news/paul-calls-out-critics-for-deadnaming-him-as-saul/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Sells A Million Barrels From Strategic Petroleum Reserve To COBRA

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-sells-a-million-barrels-from-strategic-petroleum-reserve-to-cobra/?utm_source=fediverse

Musk’s Wealth Cut In Half After Taking All His Kids To Chuck E. Cheese

https://babylonbee.com/news/musks-wealth-cut-in-half-after-taking-all-9-kids-to-chuck-e-cheese/?utm_source=fediverse

Success! Climate Protesters Block Traffic Causing Cars To Idle Extra 3 Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/success-climate-protesters-block-traffic-causing-cars-to-idle-extra-3-hours/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Scientists Discover Strange Basket With Dirty Clothes In It

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-scientists-discover-strange-basket-with-dirty-clothes-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Dog Graciously Allows Owners To Sleep In His Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/doggraciouslyallowsownerstosleeponedgesofhisbed/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Disappointed To Learn That Pink Hair Doesn't Smell Like Strawberries

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-to-learn-that-pink-hair-doesnt-smell-like-strawberries/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Friends Have Now Communicated For 8 Months Straight Using Only Steve Carell GIFs

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-friends-have-now-communicated-for-8-months-straight-exclusively-in-steve-carrell-gifs/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Of 9 Elon Musk Admits He's Only Going To Mars To Get Some Peace And Quiet

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-of-9-elon-musk-admits-hes-only-going-to-mars-to-get-some-peace-and-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse