The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Sri Lankan Plan For Economic Utopia Stifled By Pesky Citizens’ Need For Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/sri-lankan-plan-for-economic-utopia-stifled-by-citizens-need-for-food/?utm_source=fediverse

13 Things Your Child Should Bring To School To Avoid Getting Canceled

https://babylonbee.com/news/13-things-to-make-sure-your-child-brings-to-school-to-avoid-getting-canceled/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Pretends To Enjoy Tea Beverage With Little Slimy Balls Floating In It

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-pretends-to-enjoy-tea-beverage-with-little-slimy-balls-floating-in-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal Neighbors In Game Of Chicken To See Who Will Take Down Their 'Black Lives Matter' Sign First

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-neighbors-in-game-of-chicken-to-see-who-will-take-down-their-black-lives-matter-sign-first/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco DA Announces Innovative New Plan To Arrest People For Breaking The Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-da-announces-innovative-new-plan-to-arrest-people-for-breaking-the-law/?utm_source=fediverse

Officials Announce They Put The Decimal In The Wrong Place, Inflation Actually 91%

https://babylonbee.com/news/officials-announce-they-put-the-decimal-in-the-wrong-place-inflation-actually-91/?utm_source=fediverse

After Spending Month Teaching From Movie Clips, Church Wonders Why Nobody Studies Their Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-spending-month-teaching-from-movie-clips-church-wonders-why-nobody-studies-their-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

Photos App Creates Beautiful Slideshow Of The Patio Furniture You Sold 4 Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/photos-app-creates-beautiful-slideshow-of-the-patio-furniture-you-sold-4-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

Youth Ministry Eliminates Teaching to Free Up More Time for Games and Pizza

https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-ministry-eliminates-teaching-to-free-up-more-time-for-games-and-pizza/?utm_source=fediverse

Warren Claims Pregnancy Centers Are Luring Women Onto A Big Red 'X' And Then Dropping A Piano On Their Heads

https://babylonbee.com/news/warren-claims-pregnancy-centers-are-luring-women-onto-a-big-red-x-and-then-dropping-a-piano-on-their-heads/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Spot The Closeted Conservative Working At Starbucks

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-spot-the-closeted-conservative-working-at-starbucks/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Inflation So Bad You Can Only Get 2.08 Grams Of Crack For The Same Price You Could Once Get 20.8 Grams

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-inflation-so-bad-you-can-only-get-207-grams-of-crack-for-the-same-price-you-used-to-get-207-grams/?utm_source=fediverse

'Up Yours, Woke Moralists!' Cries Jordan Peterson While Attempting To Ride The Ostriches At The Zoo

https://babylonbee.com/news/up-yours-woke-moralists-cries-jordan-peterson-while-attempting-to-ride-the-ostriches-at-the-zoo/?utm_source=fediverse

Humans Feeling Strange Compulsion To Praise Whoever Created This

https://babylonbee.com/news/humans-feeling-strange-compulsion-to-praise-whoever-created-this/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Survive At A Woke Corporation

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-survive-at-a-woke-corporation/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are 'Black, Yellow, Or Taco'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-help-all-minorities-whether-they-are-black-yellow-or-taco/?utm_source=fediverse

Febreze Introduces New Maximum-Strength Formula For Jr. High Boys' Bedrooms

https://babylonbee.com/news/febreze-introduces-new-maximum-strength-formula-for-jr-high-boys-bedrooms/?utm_source=fediverse

Warren Condemns Underground Railroad For Tricking Slaves Into Escaping

https://babylonbee.com/news/warren-condemns-underground-railroad-for-tricking-slaves-into-escaping/?utm_source=fediverse

Waffle House Shuts Down 16 Locations As Areas Become Too Nice And Crime-Free

https://babylonbee.com/news/waffle-house-shuts-down-16-locations-as-areas-become-too-nice-and-crime-free/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Offer To Trade LeBron To Russia For Brittney Griner

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-offer-to-trade-lebron-to-russia-for-brittney-griner/?utm_source=fediverse