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Ilhan Omar Uses Her One Phone Call From Jail To Call Both Her Husband And Her Brother

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Collapsible Carnival Ride Operated By Toothless Meth Addict Probably Fine

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Ted Cruz Casually Strolls Around In Front Of Alex Stein Hoping For Compliment On His Butt

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AOC Sits In Invisible Police Car Awaiting Transport To Invisible Jail

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North Dakota Assassinates, Dismembers Journalist So Biden Will Let Them Drill For Oil

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-dakota-assassinates-dismembers-journalist-so-biden-will-let-them-drill-for-oil/?utm_source=fediverse

Retiring Dr. Fauci To Be Honored With 21-Booster Shot Salute

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Congregation Braces Themselves For A Rough 7 Minutes After Worship Leader Says Next Song Is An Original

https://babylonbee.com/news/congregation-braces-themselves-for-a-rough-7-minutes-after-worship-leader-says-next-song-is-an-original/?utm_source=fediverse

NPR Clarifies Disinformation Team's Job Will Be To Spread More Disinformation

https://babylonbee.com/news/npr-clarifies-disinformation-teams-job-will-be-to-spread-more-disinformation/?utm_source=fediverse

Coworker Standing At Desk Obviously Just Hasn't Learned About Chairs Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/coworker-standing-at-desk-obviously-just-hasnt-learned-about-chairs-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Help The Struggling People Of Ukraine With Minimal Effort

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Centuries-Old Theological Debate Settled On Twitter

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Study Finds 97% of 'Dateline' Viewers are Women Researching How to Kill Their Husbands

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Uvalde Police Criticize Indiana Mall Armed Citizen For Not Waiting Around Outside For An Hour

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Breaking: Affleck And Lopez Already Divorced

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Shocking Photo Shows Hunter Biden Fully Clothed Not Smoking Crack

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Racist D.C. Mayor Says Immigrants Not Welcome In Her City

https://babylonbee.com/news/racist-dc-mayor-says-immigrants-not-welcome-in-her-city/?utm_source=fediverse

Strange: Not One Of These 20,000 People Left The Beach To Use The Bathroom Today

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The Bee Does Vegas

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‘We Tricked Another One!’ Shout Crisis Pregnancy Center Nurses After Convincing Woman To Not Murder Her Baby

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Biden Calls On The Economy To Stop Being Bad

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