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Toddler Waits Patiently To Vomit Until 5 Minutes Before Parents' Date Night

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Coming Soon: The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy!

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Biden Vows To Power Through Illness And Continue Ruining Country Over Zoom

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Christian Plumber Compensates For Being A Terrible Plumber By Putting Fish On Business Card

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Bannon Prosecutors Warn That 330 Million Additional Americans With Contempt For Congress Still Roaming Free

https://babylonbee.com/news/steven-bannon-joins-95-of-americans-in-having-contempt-for-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes After Funny Jokes Broadcast On His Show

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Jan. 6 Hearing Finale Reveals Shocking Truth That Jan. 6 Hearings Were Still Happening

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Joe Biden Calls Obama To Wish Him A Speedy Recovery After Hearing The President Has COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-calls-obama-to-wish-him-a-speedy-recovery-after-hearing-the-president-has-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

NASCAR Driver Mugged At Gunpoint During Pitstop At Chicago Cup Series Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/nascar-driver-mugged-at-gunpoint-during-pitstop-at-chicagoland-speedway/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Speechwriter Leaves Administration To Write For Sesame Street

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-kamala-harris-aid-leaves-administration-after-taking-job-as-sesame-street-speech-writer/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Biggest Adjustments Fleeing Californians Have To Make In Their New States

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Jan. 6 Committee Announces There Will Be Another Bonus Hearing After The Credits

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Biden Races To Sniff One Last Girl Before Losing Sense Of Smell From COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-races-to-sniff-one-last-girl-before-losing-sense-of-smell-from-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

Homeless Person Offers To Give Steve Bannon Some Change And A Hot Meal

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White House Reassures Nation That The Person Actually Running The Country Is Still Healthy

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Brutal: Biden Contracts COVID Just One Day After Miraculous Recovery From Cancer

https://babylonbee.com/news/brutal-biden-contracts-covid-just-one-day-after-miraculous-recovery-from-cancer/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Clarifies That Biden Only Claimed To Have Cancer Due To His Dementia

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-clarifies-that-biden-mistakenly-claimed-to-have-cancer-due-to-his-dementia/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Places 'I Did That' Sticker On Gas Pump After Price Drops Two Cents

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-places-i-did-that-sticker-on-gas-pump-after-price-drops-two-cents/?utm_source=fediverse

DeSantis Outlaws Man Buns

https://babylonbee.com/news/still-winning-desantis-outlaws-the-man-bun/?utm_source=fediverse

Comedy Writers Arrested At Capitol Sentenced To Keep Writing For Colbert

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