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Wife Quietly Disables Smoke Alarm Before Preparing Dinner

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Putin Awards Self Medal Of Freedom For Dropping Gas Prices

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NFL Sentences Deshaun Watson To 3 Seasons Of Playing For The Cleveland Browns

https://babylonbee.com/news/harsh-nfl-sentences-deshaun-watson-to-three-seasons-playing-for-the-cleveland-browns/?utm_source=fediverse

Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile

https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-cancels-taiwan-trip-over-fears-of-chinas-newly-developed-vodka-seeking-missile/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'We Are In A Pandemic Of The Quadruple Vaccinated'

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Peter And Andrew Disappointed To Learn They Will Not Actually Be Catching Men With Giant Novelty Fish Hooks

https://babylonbee.com/news/peter-and-andrew-disappointed-to-learn-they-will-not-actually-be-catching-men-with-giant-novelty-fish-hooks/?utm_source=fediverse

Strong, Independent Woman Needs Man To Leave Toilet Seat Down Or She Will Literally Fall In

https://babylonbee.com/news/strong-independent-woman-needs-man-to-leave-toilet-seat-down-or-she-will-literally-fall-in/?utm_source=fediverse

Joel Osteen Berates Apostle Paul For Negative Self-Talk About Being 'Chief Of Sinners'

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-berates-apostle-paul-for-negative-self-talk-about-being-chief-of-sinners/?utm_source=fediverse

Pileup At All-Female Tour De France After Woman In Front Stops To Ask For Directions

https://babylonbee.com/news/pileup-at-all-female-tour-de-france-after-woman-in-front-stops-to-ask-for-directions/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Woke Changes Coming to Grand Theft Auto

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Boomer Begins Voicemail By Listing Off All The Information Your Phone Already Provided

https://babylonbee.com/news/boomer-begins-voicemail-by-listing-off-all-the-information-your-phone-already-provided/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats To Try Bold Strategy Of Doing Exactly What Got Us Into This Mess In The First Place

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-to-try-bold-strategy-of-doing-exactly-what-got-us-into-this-mess-in-the-first-place/?utm_source=fediverse

Persecution Report: This Woman Put Her Bible Verse-A-Day Calendar On Her Desk At Work And No One Has Asked Her About It

https://babylonbee.com/news/persecution-update-woman-places-christian-bookmark-on-desk-at-work-and-no-one-has-asked-about-it/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Hires 'This Is Fine' Dog As New Press Secretary

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-hires-this-is-fine-dog-as-new-press-secretary/?utm_source=fediverse

CDC Declares Gay Orgies An 'Essential Activity'

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Tragic Report Finds Billions Of People Around The World Are Not Currently Playing 'Chrono Trigger'

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-report-says-billions-of-people-around-the-world-are-not-currently-playing-through-chrono-trigger/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Enjoys America's Favorite Pastime Before Returning To Work To Destroy America's Future

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-enjoys-americas-favorite-pastime-before-returning-to-work-to-destroy-americas-future/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Quickly Redefine 'Loss' After Losing Congressional Baseball Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-quickly-redefine-meaning-of-loss-after-losing-baseball-game-to-republicans-10-0/?utm_source=fediverse

Climate Change Is Real. Here Are 10 Undeniable Proofs

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Dave Ramsey Suffers Heart Attack After Learning How Much One Family Spends On DoorDash Every Month

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