The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Golfer Buys New Driver So He Can Hit The Ball Further Into The Woods

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Mayor Adams Mandates Bike Helmets To Protect New Yorkers From Getting Sucker-Punched

https://babylonbee.com/news/amid-epidemic-of-new-yorkers-getting-sucker-punched-by-thugs-mayor-adams-announces-bike-helmet-mandate/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Explains: Christian Nationalism

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Scholars Now Believe Jesus Fed The 5,000 With Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Breadsticks

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-now-believe-jesus-fed-the-5000-with-olive-gardens-never-ending-bread-sticks/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Gives Impassioned Plea For More U.S. Money While Wearing Fur Coat And Gold Chain

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-gives-impassioned-plea-for-more-us-money-while-wearing-a-fur-coat-and-gold-chain/?utm_source=fediverse

After Seeing The Jump In Trump’s Poll Numbers, Biden Orders FBI To Raid His House Too

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-seeing-the-jump-in-trumps-poll-numbers-biden-orders-the-fbi-to-raid-his-house-too/?utm_source=fediverse

'She-Hulk: Attorney At Law' Employs State-Of-The-Art CGI To Make It Look Like A Woman Can Be A Lawyer

https://babylonbee.com/news/she-hulk-attorney-at-law-employs-state-of-the-art-cgi-to-make-it-look-like-a-woman-can-be-a-lawyer/?utm_source=fediverse

‘People Are Basically Good,’ Says Man Unfamiliar With People

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-are-basically-good-says-man-unfamiliar-with-people/?utm_source=fediverse

Overweight Man Reassures Doctor That His 8.5% Weight Inflation Is No Longer A Problem As His Weight Inflation This Month Is 0

https://babylonbee.com/news/overweight-husband-reassures-wife-that-his-85-weight-inflation-is-no-longer-a-problem-as-his-weight-inflation-this-month-is-0/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholics Unveil High-Capacity Assault Rosary

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholics-unveil-high-capacity-assault-rosary/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Clinton Spotted Desperately Trying To Refill Lake Mead Before More Bodies Surface

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-spotted-desperately-trying-to-refill-lake-mead-before-more-bodies-surface/?utm_source=fediverse

Stelter Forced Out At CNN After Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Mrs. Potato Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/stelter-forced-out-at-cnn-after-being-accused-of-sexual-harassment-by-mrs-potato-head/?utm_source=fediverse

Progressive Mother Tells Daughter That She's Beautiful Just The Way She Is, Unless She's Trans In Which Case She'll Need Extensive Plastic Surgery

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-mother-tells-daughter-that-her-body-is-perfect-the-way-it-is-unless-shes-trans-in-which-case-shell-need-extensive-plastic-surgery/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm Not Dead Yet!' Insists Biden As He's Loaded Onto Cart Of Corpses

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-not-dead-yet-insists-biden-as-hes-loaded-onto-cart-of-corpses/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Other Things Martin Luther Nailed To That Church Door

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-lesser-known-things-martin-luther-nailed-to-the-door-besides-his-theses/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Puzzled By Low Attendance At Its 'Sit Around and Talk About Your Feelings' Men's Conference

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-puzzled-by-low-attendance-at-its-sit-around-and-talk-about-your-feelings-mens-conference/?utm_source=fediverse

Man In His 30s Still Waiting For Breakthrough Moment Where He Knows What He's Doing

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-in-his-30s-still-waiting-for-breakthrough-moment-where-he-knows-what-hes-doing/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Voter Excited To See Whether He'll Get Raided By FBI Or Gunned Down By IRS

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-excited-to-see-whether-hell-get-raided-by-fbi-or-gunned-down-by-irs/?utm_source=fediverse

Kindergarten Teacher Asks Kids What Gender They Want To Be When They Grow Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/kindergarten-teacher-asks-kids-what-gender-they-want-to-be-when-they-grow-up/?utm_source=fediverse

What All Those Car Warning Lights Mean - A Guide for Women

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