The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Guys Who Just Finished Burying Ananias Really Annoyed About Sapphira

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After Liking Pro-Trump Facebook Meme, Grandma Notices Flower, Plumbing, Cable Company Vans Parked Across Street

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-liking-maga-post-on-facebook-grandma-notices-ice-cream-plumbing-and-landscaping-van-parked-across-street/?utm_source=fediverse

Lizzo Claims She's Oppressed For Having To Walk All The Way On Stage For This Stupid Award That Isn’t Even Edible

https://babylonbee.com/news/lizzo-claims-shes-oppressed-for-having-to-walk-all-the-way-on-stage-for-this-stupid-award-that-isnt-even-edible/?utm_source=fediverse

Ark Of The Covenant Unboxing Video Goes Horribly Wrong

https://babylonbee.com/news/ark-of-the-covenant-unboxing-video-goes-horribly-wrong/?utm_source=fediverse

NASA Delays Artemis Launch After Realizing Female Astronaut Forgot To Fill The Rocket With Fuel After Last Trip

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-delays-artemis-launch-after-realizing-female-astronaut-forgot-to-fill-the-rocket-with-gas-after-last-trip/?utm_source=fediverse

Do You Have What It Takes To Be The Church Sound Guy? 9 Qualifications

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Rescue Party Finds Note Scrawled In Church Nursery: 'We Cannot Get Out. We Hear Drums, Drums in the Deep. They are Coming.'

https://babylonbee.com/news/rescue-party-finds-note-scrawled-in-church-nursery-we-cannot-get-out-we-hear-drums-drums-in-the-deep-they-are-coming/?utm_source=fediverse

Joel Osteen Releases New Edition Of Bible With All Words Redacted

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-releases-new-edition-of-bible-with-all-words-redacted/?utm_source=fediverse

Sharpie Scores Huge Endorsement Deal With FBI

https://babylonbee.com/news/sharpie-scores-big-endorsement-deal-with-fbi/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Instructs Facebook To Censor Posts About The FBI Instructing Facebook To Censor Posts About Hunter's Laptop

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-instructs-facebook-to-censor-posts-about-the-fbi-instructing-facebook-to-censor-posts-about-hunters-laptop/?utm_source=fediverse

Drug Company Unveils New Drug To Fix Side Effect From Other Drug That Fixed Side Effect From Other Drug

https://babylonbee.com/news/drug-company-unveils-new-drug-to-fix-side-effect-from-other-drug-that-fixed-side-effect-from-other-drug/?utm_source=fediverse

Little-Known Tennis Player Novako Djomuñoz Takes U.S. Open By Storm

https://babylonbee.com/news/little-known-tennis-player-novako-djomunoz-takes-us-open-by-storm/?utm_source=fediverse

Homeschool Family Just 1 Kid Away From Completing Hospital Punch Card Good For 1 Free Delivery

https://babylonbee.com/news/homeschool-family-just-needs-1-kid-away-from-completing-hospital-punch-card-good-for-1-free-delivery/?utm_source=fediverse

Thousands Dead After Ben Shapiro Casually Strolls Through Whole Foods

https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-dead-after-ben-shapiro-casually-strolls-through-whole-foods/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Biggest Revelations From The Trump Affidavit

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-biggest-revelations-from-the-trump-affidavit/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Suffering Black Ink Shortage After Release Of Trump Affidavit

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-suffering-black-ink-shortage-after-release-of-trump-affidavit/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Hands Husband Target Receipt With Classified Purchases Redacted

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-hands-husband-target-receipt-with-classified-purchases-redacted/?utm_source=fediverse

Harvard To Pay Elizabeth Warren $400,000 To Teach Class On Why College Is So Expensive

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-to-pay-elizabeth-warren-400000-to-teach-class-on-why-college-is-so-expensive/?utm_source=fediverse

Redacted Affidavit Just Says 'Orange Man Bad'

https://babylonbee.com/news/redacted-affidavit-just-says-orange-man-bad/?utm_source=fediverse

DMT Hitting Joe Rogan Hard As He Could Swear Zuckerberg's Eyes Just Blinked Sideways

https://babylonbee.com/news/dmt-hitting-joe-rogan-hard-as-he-could-swear-zuckerbergs-eyes-just-blinked-sideways/?utm_source=fediverse