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Child Announces Plan To Remain In Halloween Costume For Next 8 Weeks

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Coach Stubbornly Ignores Man Yelling 'Call A Timeout!' At His TV

https://babylonbee.com/news/coach-stubbornly-ignores-man-yelling-call-a-time-out-at-his-tv/?utm_source=fediverse

Earthquake Causes Thousands Of Californians To Check Twitter To See If That Was An Earthquake

https://babylonbee.com/news/earthquake-causes-thousands-of-californians-to-check-twitter-to-see-if-that-was-an-earthquake/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Explains We Can Only Come Together As A Nation By Exterminating The Republican Half

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-explains-we-can-only-come-together-as-a-nation-by-exterminating-the-republican-half/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Says The Documents In Trump’s Possession Were So Classified They Were Printed With Invisible Ink On Invisible Paper

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-says-the-documents-in-trumps-possession-were-so-classified-they-were-printed-with-invisible-ink-on-invisible-paper/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Asks You To Get Her A Water, Nail Clippers, And Magical Feather From Mythical Bird Atop Fire Mountain 'As Long As You're Up'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-asks-you-to-get-her-a-water-nail-clippers-and-magical-feather-from-mythical-bird-atop-fire-mountain-as-long-as-youre-up/?utm_source=fediverse

After Using FBI To Suppress Son’s Crimes And Raid Political Rival’s Home, Biden Warns Democracy In Danger

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-using-fbi-to-suppress-sons-crimes-and-raid-political-rivals-home-biden-warns-democracy-in-danger/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Eating Cereal Out Of Flower Vase Wondering If He Should Do Dishes

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-eating-cereal-out-of-flower-vase-wondering-if-he-should-do-dishes/?utm_source=fediverse

Negative Rings Of Power Reviews All Being Posted By One User 'peterj4cks0n1337'

https://babylonbee.com/news/negative-rings-of-power-reviews-all-being-posted-by-one-user-peterj4cks0n1337/?utm_source=fediverse

Dog Scientists Determine Water From Toilet Contains Essential Vitamins Not Found In Water Bowl

https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-scientists-determine-water-from-toilet-contains-essential-vitamins-not-found-in-water-bowl/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Establishes Secret Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-establishes-secret-police/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Swallows Cyanide Capsule In Underground Bunker

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-swallows-cyanide-capsule-in-underground-bunker/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Forces Stalled 12 Miles From Moscow

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-forces-stalled-12-miles-from-moscow/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces Strategic Alliance With Mussolini And Emperor Hirohito

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-strategic-alliance-with-mussolini-and-emperor-hirohito/?utm_source=fediverse

France Surrenders To Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/france-surrenders-to-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces Invasion Of Poland

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-invasion-of-poland/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Signs Non-Aggression Pact

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-signs-nonaggression-pact-with-poland/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Opens Camps In Which To Concentrate Political Dissidents And Other Undesirables

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-opens-camps-to-concentrate-political-dissidents-and-other-undesirables/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Abolishes Office Of President And Names Self Supreme Führer

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-abolishes-office-of-president-and-names-self-supreme-fhrer/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces New Program For Patriotic Youngsters 'Biden Youth'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-hes-forming-a-program-for-qualifying-young-boys-called-bidens-youth/?utm_source=fediverse