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Liberals Sit Around Campfire To Tell Scary Climate Change Stories

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-sit-around-campfire-to-tell-scary-climate-change-stories/?utm_source=fediverse

Stacey Abrams Bursts Through Wall Like Kool-Aid Man To Tell Overjoyed Mother That The Heartbeat Sound She's Hearing Is Fake

https://babylonbee.com/news/stacey-abrams-bursts-through-wall-like-kool-aid-man-to-tell-overjoyed-mother-that-the-heartbeat-sound-shes-hearing-is-fake/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Walsh Accused Of Endangering Nazis By Sharing Pictures Of Auschwitz

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-accused-of-endangering-nazis-by-sharing-sharing-pictures-of-auschwitz/?utm_source=fediverse

Jean-Pierre Clarifies That Official White House Policy Is The Opposite Of Whatever Biden Says In Interviews

https://babylonbee.com/news/jean-pierre-clarifies-that-official-white-house-policy-is-the-opposite-of-whatever-biden-says-in-interviews/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-chooses-bald-actress-to-play-rapunzel-in-live-action-remake/?utm_source=fediverse

Authorities Remind Nation That Fall Doesn’t Officially Start Until Carol Puts Up Her Sign Reading ‘It’s Fall Y'all

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-remind-nation-that-fall-doesnt-officially-start-until-carol-puts-up-her-sign-reading-its-fall-yall/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster After Trump Announces He Has Already Declassified Area 51 In His Mind

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-after-trump-announces-he-has-already-declassified-area-51-in-his-mind/?utm_source=fediverse

Spirit Airlines Introduces New Bargain Flight Where They Just Launch You In A Medieval Catapult

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-introduces-new-bargain-flight-where-they-just-launch-you-in-a-medieval-trebuchet/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Telltale Signs The FBI Is Listening In On Your Phone Call

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-telltale-signs-the-fbi-is-listening-in-on-your-phone-call/?utm_source=fediverse

After 10 Terrible Plagues, Pharaoh Proudly Announces Plagues Are Now Down 100%

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-10-terrible-plagues-pharaoh-proudly-announces-plagues-are-now-down-100/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Carefully Selects Perfect Fall Mums To Kill

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-carefully-selects-perfect-fall-mums-to-kill/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Celebrate Latinx Heritage Month By Commemorating That Time A Few Years Ago When The Word 'Latinx' Was Made Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-celebrate-latinx-heritage-month-by-commemorating-that-time-a-few-years-ago-when-the-word-latinx-was-made-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Sudden Unexplained Sickness Expected To Decimate America's Workforce On May 12, 2023

https://babylonbee.com/news/sudden-unexplained-sickness-expected-to-decimate-americas-workforce-on-may-12-2023/?utm_source=fediverse

TSA Agent Flips Coin Every Morning To See If He's Going To Be Pleasant Or Bellow At You Like Drill Sergeant

https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-agent-flips-coin-every-morning-to-see-if-hes-going-to-be-pleasant-or-bellow-at-you-like-drill-sergeant/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Chick-Fil-A Execs Discover Their Cows Have Been Making Tons Of Spelling Errors

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-chick-fil-a-execs-discover-their-cows-have-been-making-tons-of-spelling-errors/?utm_source=fediverse

Where Are They Now? Catch Up With All Your Favorite Laid-Off CNN Employees!

https://babylonbee.com/news/where-are-they-now-catch-up-with-all-your-favorite-laid-off-cnn-employees/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Town Puts Up 'Martha's Vineyard' Sign In Hopes Government Will Come Pick Up All Their Illegal Immigrants

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-town-puts-up-marthas-vineyard-sign-so-immigrants-will-know-theyre-not-welcome-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Immigrant On Way To Army Base Starting To Think That Martha's Vineyard Resident Who Offered To Be Pen Pals Wasn't Actually Serious

https://babylonbee.com/news/immigrant-on-way-to-army-base-starting-to-think-that-marthas-vineyard-resident-who-offered-to-be-pen-pals-wasnt-actually-serious/?utm_source=fediverse

NYC Police To Release Criminals Onto The Streets Faster With Newly Installed Giant Slide

https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-police-to-release-criminals-onto-the-streets-faster-with-newly-installed-giant-slide/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Tearfully Recounts How DeSantis Yanked Her From Her Venezuelan Home And Human Trafficked Her To Martha’s Vineyard Where She Died

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-tearfully-recounts-how-desantis-yanked-her-from-her-venezuelan-home-and-human-trafficked-her-to-marthas-vineyard-where-she-died/?utm_source=fediverse