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Planned Parenthood Hires Long-Range Snipers To Perform Abortions In Red States

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-hires-long-range-snipers-to-perform-abortions-in-red-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostle Paul Criticized For 'Gentile Lives Matter' Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/apostle-paul-criticized-for-gentile-lives-matter-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

Hurricane Ravaged Florida Town Raises Ukraine Flag So Congress Will Send Aid

https://babylonbee.com/news/hurricane-ravaged-florida-town-raises-ukraine-flag-so-congress-will-send-aid/?utm_source=fediverse

Josef Mengele Accepts New Role As President Of The American Medical Association

https://babylonbee.com/news/josef-mengele-accepts-new-role-as-president-of-the-american-medical-association/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ultra-Manly Ways For Dads To Bond With Their Sons

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ultra-manly-ways-for-dads-to-bond-with-their-sons/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Fires Neurologist After Learning His Concussion Protocol Was Just To Look For Cartoon Tweeting Birds Flying Around Player's Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-fires-neurologist-after-learning-his-concussion-protocol-was-just-to-look-for-cartoon-tweeting-birds-flying-around-players-head/?utm_source=fediverse

Board Room Demons Applaud As CEO Satan Suggests Rebranding Child Sacrifice As 'Abortion'

https://babylonbee.com/news/board-room-demons-applaud-as-ceo-satan-suggests-rebranding-child-sacrifice-as-abortion/?utm_source=fediverse

Thoughtful Driver Blasts Stereo At Stoplight To Generously Share His Refined Musical Tastes With The World

https://babylonbee.com/news/thoughtful-driver-blasts-stereo-at-stoplight-to-generously-share-his-refined-musical-tastes-with-the-world/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Demands John MacArthur The Baptist's Head On A Platter

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-demands-john-macarthur-the-baptists-head-on-a-platter/?utm_source=fediverse

Looters Spotted Trying To Enter Mar-A-Lago After Hurricane Ian

https://babylonbee.com/news/looters-spotted-trying-to-enter-mar-a-lago-after-hurricane-ian/?utm_source=fediverse

Pressure Mounting For Candace Owens To Grow A Beard

https://babylonbee.com/news/pressure-mounting-for-candace-owens-to-grow-a-beard/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Movies That Desperately Need A Reboot With More LGBTQ+ Representation

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-movies-that-need-lgbtq-representation-remakes/?utm_source=fediverse

Slay, Queen! Lizzo Twerks In Lincoln’s Top Hat And We Are HERE For It, Girl!

https://babylonbee.com/news/lizzo-courts-controversy-after--twerking-in-lincolns-top-hat/?utm_source=fediverse

Joel Osteen Releases New Brand Of Table Salt That Has Completely Lost Its Saltiness

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-releases-new-brand-of-table-salt-that-has-completely-lost-its-saltiness/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Vows To Nominate Corn Kid As Secretary Of Agriculture After He's Reelected

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-vows-to-nominate-corn-kid-as-secretary-of-agriculture-after-hes-reelected/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Who Owns Air Fryer Goes Whole 7 Minutes Without Mentioning She Owns Air Fryer

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-owns-air-fryer-goes-whole-7-minutes-without-mentioning-she-owns-air-fryer/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Times Chick-fil-A Employees Saved A Customer's Life In The Drive-Thru

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-times-chick-fil-a-employees-saved-a-customers-life-in-the-drive-thru/?utm_source=fediverse

Opinion: Joe Biden Wandering Away from the Podium Is A Powerful Statement On Quiet, Dignified Leadership

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-joe-biden-wandering-away-from-the-podium-is-a-powerful-statement-on-quiet-dignified-leadership/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Sprinkle Hair Along Path So Biden Will Go The Right Direction

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-sprinkle-hair-along-path-so-biden-will-go-the-right-direction/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Asks Ben Stiller If He Can Put Him Down As A Reference On His NATO Application

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-asks-ben-stiller-if-he-can-put-him-down-as-a-reference-on-his-nato-application/?utm_source=fediverse