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Twitter Purchase Delayed As ATM Will Only Let Elon Get $200 Out At A Time

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The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal

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After Divorce Settlement, Gisele Expected To Own At Least 3 Times As Many Super Bowl Rings As Aaron Rodgers

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-divorce-settlement-gisele-expected-to-still-own-3x-as-many-super-bowl-rings-as-aaron-rodgers/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk's Robot Quickly Fathers 7 New Baby Robots

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musks-robot-quickly-fathers-7-new-baby-robots/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: Man Successfully Drives Across Town Even Though His Wife Wasn’t There To Provide Helpful Safe Driving Tips

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-drives-all-the-way-home-safely-even-though-wife-wasnt-there-to-provide-helpful-safe-driving-tips/?utm_source=fediverse

God Moved To FBI Watch List After Pro-Life Comments Surface

https://babylonbee.com/news/God-Moved-To-FBI-Watch-List-After-Pro-Life-Comments-Surface/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Has Bizarre Fetish For A Committed, Loving Relationship With One Woman In Marriage

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-bizarre-fetish-for-a-committed-relationship-with-one-woman-bound-by-marriage/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Genius Ways For Congress To Pay Off The $31 Trillion National Debt

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-for-congress-to-pay-off-the-31-trillion-national-debt/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Announces FDA Approval Of Hurricane Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-announces-fda-approval-of-hurricane-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Sentenced To Visiting Pumpkin Patch Every Year For Rest Of His Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-sentences-husband-to-visiting-pumpkin-patch-every-year-for-rest-of-his-life/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Makes Appearance In 'Orange Lives Matter' Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-makes-appearance-in-orange-lives-matter-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Calls Dave Ramsey's Radio Show For Advice On Paying Off $31 Trillion

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-dave-ramseys-radio-show-for-advice-on-paying-off-31-trillion/?utm_source=fediverse

Aaron Judge Sets Record For Most Home Runs By Person With A Normal-Sized Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/aaron-judge-sets-record-for-most-home-runs-by-person-with-a-normal-sized-head/?utm_source=fediverse

Phil Vischer Pens Fun New VeggieTales Episode 'Laura Carrot Gets An Abortion'

https://babylonbee.com/news/phil-vischer-pens-fun-new-veggietales-episode-laura-carrot-gets-an-abortion/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Writers Forced To Make Fun of Trump Again As There Is Nothing Funny About Current President

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-writers-forced-to-make-fun-of-trump-again-as-there-is-nothing-funny-about-current-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Homeless Vagrant Wins Fashion Award After Stumbling Onto Stage At Paris Fashion Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/homeless-vagrant-wins-fashion-award-after-stumbling-onto-the-stage-at-paris-fashion-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Planned Parenthood Hires Long-Range Snipers To Perform Abortions In Red States

https://babylonbee.com/news/planned-parenthood-hires-long-range-snipers-to-perform-abortions-in-red-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostle Paul Criticized For 'Gentile Lives Matter' Shirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/apostle-paul-criticized-for-gentile-lives-matter-shirt/?utm_source=fediverse

Hurricane Ravaged Florida Town Raises Ukraine Flag So Congress Will Send Aid

https://babylonbee.com/news/hurricane-ravaged-florida-town-raises-ukraine-flag-so-congress-will-send-aid/?utm_source=fediverse

Josef Mengele Accepts New Role As President Of The American Medical Association

https://babylonbee.com/news/josef-mengele-accepts-new-role-as-president-of-the-american-medical-association/?utm_source=fediverse