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Report: Biden To Put Safe Smoking Kits And Crack Pipes In Adult Happy Meals

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-to-put-safe-smoking-kits--crack-pipes-in-adult-happy-meals/?utm_source=fediverse

'God Will Never Give You More Than You Can Handle In Life,' Says Man Unfamiliar With God, Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-will-never-give-you-more-than-you-can-handle-in-life-says-man-unfamiliar-with-god-life/?utm_source=fediverse

Boomer Mom Asks If Son Can Download Her Some Music From That Nice 'Ye' Fellow

https://babylonbee.com/news/boomer-mom-asks-if-son-can-download-her-some-music-from-that-nice-ye-fellow/?utm_source=fediverse

Daredevil Asks If Everyone Likes His Bright Red Outfit

https://babylonbee.com/news/daredevil-asks-if-everyone-likes-his-bright-red-outfit/?utm_source=fediverse

Café With Self-Order Kiosks And Self-Serve Coffee Asks If You Want To Leave A Tip

https://babylonbee.com/news/caf-with-self-order-kiosks-and-self-serve-coffee-asks-if-you-want-to-leave-a-tip/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Man Accidentally Ends Business Call By Saying 'I Love You' And Now He Has To Change His Name And Find A Different Job In Another Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-man-accidentally-ends-business-call-by-saying-i-love-you-and-now-has-to-change-his-name-and-find-a-different-job-in-another-country/?utm_source=fediverse

‘We Are Close to Nuclear Armageddon’ Warns President Who Keeps Fighting Proxy War With Nuclear-Armed Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-are-close-to-nuclear-armageddon-warns-president-who-keeps-fighting-proxy-war-with-nuclear-armed-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Sources: Woman Who Anointed Jesus With Oil Was Actually Giving An Essential Oils Sales Presentation

https://babylonbee.com/news/sources-woman-who-anointed-jesus-with-oil-was-actually-giving-an-essential-oils-sales-presentation/?utm_source=fediverse

Movie Targeting 2% Of Americans Fails At Box Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/movie-targeting-2-of-americans-fails-at-box-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Forced To Release Drug Offenders To Clear Enough Jail Space For All The Pro-Life Activists

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-forced-to-release-drug-offenders-to-clear-enough-jail-space-for-all-the-pro-life-activists/?utm_source=fediverse

WOKE Hollywood Turns ANOTHER Beloved Children's Character Gay - Oh, Wait, It’s Velma? Eh. Sure, Whatever. Go For It.

https://babylonbee.com/news/woke-hollywood-turns-another-beloved-childrens-character-gay---oh-wait-its-velma-eh-sure-whatever-go-for-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You A Homophobic Bigot? 8 Troubling Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-a-you-homophobic-bigot-7-troubling-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Twitter Purchase Delayed As ATM Will Only Let Elon Get $200 Out At A Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/twitter-purchase-delayed-as-atm-will-only-let-elon-get-200-out-at-a-time/?utm_source=fediverse

The Proclaimers Blow Past Fitbit Step Goal

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-proclaimers-blow-past-fitbit-step-goal/?utm_source=fediverse

After Divorce Settlement, Gisele Expected To Own At Least 3 Times As Many Super Bowl Rings As Aaron Rodgers

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-divorce-settlement-gisele-expected-to-still-own-3x-as-many-super-bowl-rings-as-aaron-rodgers/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk's Robot Quickly Fathers 7 New Baby Robots

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musks-robot-quickly-fathers-7-new-baby-robots/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: Man Successfully Drives Across Town Even Though His Wife Wasn’t There To Provide Helpful Safe Driving Tips

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-drives-all-the-way-home-safely-even-though-wife-wasnt-there-to-provide-helpful-safe-driving-tips/?utm_source=fediverse

God Moved To FBI Watch List After Pro-Life Comments Surface

https://babylonbee.com/news/God-Moved-To-FBI-Watch-List-After-Pro-Life-Comments-Surface/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Has Bizarre Fetish For A Committed, Loving Relationship With One Woman In Marriage

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-bizarre-fetish-for-a-committed-relationship-with-one-woman-bound-by-marriage/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Genius Ways For Congress To Pay Off The $31 Trillion National Debt

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-for-congress-to-pay-off-the-31-trillion-national-debt/?utm_source=fediverse