Astros Win World Series For First Time Ever
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Voters Send Strong Message To Career Politicians By Voting For Slightly Different Career Politicians
Controversy As SNL Invites Real Live Comedian To Perform
Nate Silver Prepares For Biennial Tradition Of Screaming That His Wildly Erroneous Polls Were Somehow Right
9 New Ways Elon Musk Will Monetize Twitter
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Eye Doctor Admits Air Puff Machine Doesn’t Do Anything, He Just Likes Watching People Flinch
'The View' Will Now Just Be One Hour Of Hosts Beating White Women With Sticks
In Phenomenal Two-For-One Deal, Elon Musk Now Owns Both Twitter And AOC
Report: Some People Still Atheists Even Though Breakfast Burritos Exist
Parents Torn Between Giving Kid Smartphone And Just Dropping Him Off At A Pervert's House Directly
In Affirmative Action Program, Starbucks Forced To Hire One Straight Male Barista
27 Positions At Twitter Most Likely To Be Eliminated
Twitter Employees Devastated To Learn Their New Boss Expects Them To Do Actual Work At Their Jobs
Stephen King Sues Drag Queens For Infringing His Copyright On Terrifying Clowns That Prey On Children
White Suburban Women Swing Right After Republican Party Rebrands As 'Pumpkin Spice Republican Party'
AOC Wistfully Doodles 'Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk' Inside Heart In Her Notebook
Top 10 Reasons People Are Still Voting For Democrats
Report: It’s Not Even Thanksgiving And Liz Cheney Is Already Putting Up Her January 6th Decorations
Stay-At-Home Worker Rewards Self For Replying To Email By Taking 3-Hour Break
New Sarah McLachlan Ad Says For Only $8 Per Month You Can Sponsor A Celebrity's Verified Twitter Account
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