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In Narrow Senate Race, Democratic Candidate Wins By Only 2 Roller Bags

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Joel Osteen Bankrupt After Local Woman Names And Claims His Estate

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-bankrupt-after-local-woman-names-and-claims-his-estate/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Manchin Projected To Retain Control Of The Senate

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-manchin-projected-to-retain-control-of-the-senate/?utm_source=fediverse

Archaeologists Uncover Glitter Still In Early Church Carpet From VBS Held In 150 A.D.

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-uncover-glitter-still-in-early-church-carpet-from-vbs-held-in-150-ad/?utm_source=fediverse

Archaeologists Uncover Glitter Still In Early Church Carpet From VBS Held In 150 A.D.

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-uncover-glitter-still-in-early-church-carpet-from-vbs-held-in-150-ad/?utm_source=fediverse

Arizona Announces They Have Finished Counting And Calvin Coolidge Has Won Their 3 Electoral Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/arizona-announces-they-have-finished-counting-and-calvin-coolidge-has-won-their-3-electoral-votes/?utm_source=fediverse

To Raise Breast Cancer Awareness, Rainn Wilson Legally Changes Name To 'Booby McBoobface'

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-raise-breast-cancer-awareness-rainn-wilson-legally-changes-name-to-booby-mcboobface/?utm_source=fediverse

Essential Tips For Finding A Spouse At A Christian College

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-to-find-a-spouse-at-a-christian-college/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband’s Instagram Account Exists Solely To Post About His Wife On Her Birthday

https://babylonbee.com/news/husbands-instagram-account-exists-solely-to-post-about-his-wife-on-her-birthday/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Confirm 'Batman: The Animated Series' Was Pinnacle Of Human Civilization

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-now-believe-batman-the-animated-series-was-pinnacle-of-human-civilization/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Bid To Be DeSantis’s VP Pick Off To Rocky Start

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-bid-to-be-desantis-vp-pick-off-to-rocky-start/?utm_source=fediverse

Patriarchy Wins Beauty Pageant

https://babylonbee.com/news/patriarchy-wins-beauty-pageant/?utm_source=fediverse

Babies Alive Because of Dobbs Ruling Apologize To Republicans For Disappointing Midterms

https://babylonbee.com/news/babies-alive-because-of-dobbs-ruling-apologize-to-republicans-for-disappointing-midterms/?utm_source=fediverse

Fetterman Realizes American Dream Of Living With Parents Til You're 50 And Then Getting A Government Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/fetterman-realizes-american-dream-of-living-with-parents-til-youre-50-and-then-getting-a-government-job/?utm_source=fediverse

U-Haul Builds Bullet Train From California To Texas

https://babylonbee.com/news/u-haul-builds-bullet-train-from-california-to-texas/?utm_source=fediverse

Arizona Election Officials Confirm Ballots Are Being Counted By George R.R. Martin

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-george-rr-martin-has-been-placed-in-charge-of-counting-arizona-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Excitedly Anticipates First Funny SNL Episode In Years After Writers Boycott

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-writers-boycott-making-for-funniest-episode-in-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Selfish DeSantis Takes Entire Red Wave For Himself

https://babylonbee.com/news/selfish-desantis-takes-entire-red-wave-for-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Cope When An Election Doesn't Go Your Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-cope-when-an-election-doesnt-go-your-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Cutting Your Own Hair Can Save You From Looking Like You Spent Money On A Haircut

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-cutting-your-own-hair-can-save-you-from-looking-like-you-spent-money-on-a-haircut/?utm_source=fediverse