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Elton John Announces Three-Year 'Farewell Twitter' Tour

https://babylonbee.com/news/elton-john-announces-three-year-farewell-twitter-tour/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Seen Sitting On Mall Santa’s Lap Asking For Another $50 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-seen-sitting-on-mall-santas-lap-asking-for-another-50-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

Brittney Griner Returns To Quiet Life Of Obscurity In WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-quietly-returns-to-wnba-and-is-never-heard-from-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Band Continues Shadow Ban Of Bassist

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-band-continues-shadow-ban-of-bassist/?utm_source=fediverse

OBGYN Pulls Joseph Aside To Tell Him A Donkey Is A Bad Idea

https://babylonbee.com/news/obgyn-pulls-joseph-aside-to-tell-him-a-donkey-is-a-bad-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Following Sinema's Exit, Romney Announces Intention To Remain In Democratic Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/following-sinemas-exit-romney-announces-intention-to-remain-in-democrat-party/?utm_source=fediverse

Archeologists Unearth Giant Minion Inflatables Joseph And Mary Put Out In Front Of Stable

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-unearth-giant-minion-inflatables-joseph-and-mary-put-out-in-front-of-stable/?utm_source=fediverse

Handbell Choir Threatens Concert

https://babylonbee.com/news/handbell-choir-threatens-concert/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: Someone Let Aiden Hold A Candle For 'Silent Night'

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-someone-let-aiden-hold-a-candle-for-silent-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Decides To Read 'Art Of The Deal' After Getting Ripped Off In Griner Trade

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-getting-ripped-off-in-griner-trade-biden-decides-to-read-art-of-the-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Jack Dorsey Defiantly States He Has Never Heard Of Twitter

https://babylonbee.com/news/jack-dorsey-defiantly-states-he-has-never-heard-of-twitter/?utm_source=fediverse

Early Church Leaders Excited For Letter From Paul That Probably Says How Good They're Doing

https://babylonbee.com/news/early-church-leaders-excited-for-letter-from-paul-that-probably-says-how-good-theyre-doing/?utm_source=fediverse

Jordan Peterson Cautions Chick-fil-A Employee About Excessive Agreeableness

https://babylonbee.com/news/jordan-peterson-cautions-chick-fil-a-employee-about-excessive-agreeableness/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Dentist Now Offering Euthanasia As Alternative To Cavity Filling

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-dentist-now-offering-euthanasia-as-alternative-to-cavity-filling/?utm_source=fediverse

IRS Agents Slide Down Chimneys Looking For Gifts Of $600 Or More

https://babylonbee.com/news/irs-agents-slide-down-chimneys-looking-for-gifts-of-600-or-more/?utm_source=fediverse

Restraining Order Issued Against Reporter Who Asked Karine Jean-Pierre A Question

https://babylonbee.com/news/restraining-order-issued-against-reporter-who-asked-karine-jean-pierre-a-question/?utm_source=fediverse

Brittney Griner Flees Back to Russia in Terror After Seeing American Flag

https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-flees-back-to-russia-in-terror-after-seeing-american-flag/?utm_source=fediverse

Library Kids Excited To Hear Story Read By Mysterious New Drag Queen Kirkdazzle Glameroni

https://babylonbee.com/news/library-kids-excited-to-hear-story-read-by-mysterious-new-drag-queen-kirkdazzle-glameron/?utm_source=fediverse

Sigourney Weaver Thanks Jennifer Lawrence For Paving The Way For Female Action Heroes

https://babylonbee.com/news/sigourney-weaver-thanks-jennifer-lawrence-for-paving-the-way-for-female-action-heroes/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Cleverly Avoids Persecution By Making Sure No One Finds Out He's A Christian

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-cleverly-avoids-persecution-by-making-sure-no-one-finds-out-hes-a-christian/?utm_source=fediverse