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Christmas Canceled After Sam Brinton Steals Santa’s Sack

https://babylonbee.com/news/christmas-canceled-after-sam-brinton-steals-santas-sack/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Healthcare System Introduces Punch Card Where On Your 10th Visit You Get Free Suicide

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-healthcare-system-introduces-punch-card-where-on-your-10th-visit-you-get-free-suicide/?utm_source=fediverse

Customers Unenthused By Latest American Girl Doll 'Steve'

https://babylonbee.com/news/customers-unenthused-by-latest-american-girl-doll-steve/?utm_source=fediverse

Elton John Announces Three-Year 'Farewell Twitter' Tour

https://babylonbee.com/news/elton-john-announces-three-year-farewell-twitter-tour/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Seen Sitting On Mall Santa’s Lap Asking For Another $50 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-seen-sitting-on-mall-santas-lap-asking-for-another-50-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

Brittney Griner Returns To Quiet Life Of Obscurity In WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-quietly-returns-to-wnba-and-is-never-heard-from-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Band Continues Shadow Ban Of Bassist

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-band-continues-shadow-ban-of-bassist/?utm_source=fediverse

OBGYN Pulls Joseph Aside To Tell Him A Donkey Is A Bad Idea

https://babylonbee.com/news/obgyn-pulls-joseph-aside-to-tell-him-a-donkey-is-a-bad-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Customers Unenthused By Latest American Girl Doll 'Steve'

https://babylonbee.com/news/customers-unenthused-by-latest-american-girl-doll-steve/?utm_source=fediverse

Elton John Announces Three-Year 'Farewell Twitter' Tour

https://babylonbee.com/news/elton-john-announces-three-year-farewell-twitter-tour/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Seen Sitting On Mall Santa’s Lap Asking For Another $50 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-seen-sitting-on-mall-santas-lap-asking-for-another-50-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

Brittney Griner Returns To Quiet Life Of Obscurity In WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/brittney-griner-quietly-returns-to-wnba-and-is-never-heard-from-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Worship Band Continues Shadow Ban Of Bassist

https://babylonbee.com/news/worship-band-continues-shadow-ban-of-bassist/?utm_source=fediverse

OBGYN Pulls Joseph Aside To Tell Him A Donkey Is A Bad Idea

https://babylonbee.com/news/obgyn-pulls-joseph-aside-to-tell-him-a-donkey-is-a-bad-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Following Sinema's Exit, Romney Announces Intention To Remain In Democratic Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/following-sinemas-exit-romney-announces-intention-to-remain-in-democrat-party/?utm_source=fediverse

Archeologists Unearth Giant Minion Inflatables Joseph And Mary Put Out In Front Of Stable

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-unearth-giant-minion-inflatables-joseph-and-mary-put-out-in-front-of-stable/?utm_source=fediverse

Handbell Choir Threatens Concert

https://babylonbee.com/news/handbell-choir-threatens-concert/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: Someone Let Aiden Hold A Candle For 'Silent Night'

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-someone-let-aiden-hold-a-candle-for-silent-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Decides To Read 'Art Of The Deal' After Getting Ripped Off In Griner Trade

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-getting-ripped-off-in-griner-trade-biden-decides-to-read-art-of-the-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Jack Dorsey Defiantly States He Has Never Heard Of Twitter

https://babylonbee.com/news/jack-dorsey-defiantly-states-he-has-never-heard-of-twitter/?utm_source=fediverse