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DOJ Arrests Sam Bankman-Fried For Running Out Of Bribery Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/lawmakers-prosecute-sam-bankman-fried-for-running-out-of-bribery-money/?utm_source=fediverse

$38 IKEA Bunk Bed Assembled With Allen Wrench Probably Safe

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Cambridge Dictionary Changes The Definition Of 'Definition'

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$38 IKEA Bunk Bed Assembled With Allen Wrench Probably Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/38-ikea-bunk-bed-assembled-with-allen-wrench-probably-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

Cambridge Dictionary Changes The Definition Of 'Definition'

https://babylonbee.com/news/cambridge-dictionary-changes-the-definition-of-definition/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Scientists Confirm Washing Your Hair and Just Kinda Letting Shampoo Run Down Rest Of You 'Good Enough'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-scientists-confirm-washing-your-hair-and-just-kinda-letting-shampoo-run-down-rest-of-you-good-enough/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Buys Santa's Workshop, Releases Emails Showing How Naughty And Nice Lists Were Created

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-buys-santas-workshop-releases-emails-showing-how-naughty-and-nice-lists-were-created/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Doctor Loses License For Not Wearing Mask While Euthanizing Patient

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-doctor-loses-license-for-not-wearing-mask-while-euthanizing-patient/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Visits Brittney Griner To Lock Her Up On Marijuana Charges

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-meets-brittney-griner-at-the-airport-to-lock-her-up-on-marijuana-charges/?utm_source=fediverse

Christmas Canceled After Sam Brinton Steals Santa’s Sack

https://babylonbee.com/news/christmas-canceled-after-sam-brinton-steals-santas-sack/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Healthcare System Introduces Punch Card Where On Your 10th Visit You Get Free Suicide

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-healthcare-system-introduces-punch-card-where-on-your-10th-visit-you-get-free-suicide/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Scientists Confirm Washing Your Hair and Just Kinda Letting Shampoo Run Down Rest Of You 'Good Enough'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-scientists-confirm-washing-your-hair-and-just-kinda-letting-shampoo-run-down-rest-of-you-good-enough/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Buys Santa's Workshop, Releases Emails Showing How Naughty And Nice Lists Were Created

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-buys-santas-workshop-releases-emails-showing-how-naughty-and-nice-lists-were-created/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Doctor Loses License For Not Wearing Mask While Euthanizing Patient

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-doctor-loses-license-for-not-wearing-mask-while-euthanizing-patient/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Visits Brittney Griner To Lock Her Up On Marijuana Charges

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-meets-brittney-griner-at-the-airport-to-lock-her-up-on-marijuana-charges/?utm_source=fediverse

Christmas Canceled After Sam Brinton Steals Santa’s Sack

https://babylonbee.com/news/christmas-canceled-after-sam-brinton-steals-santas-sack/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Healthcare System Introduces Punch Card Where On Your 10th Visit You Get Free Suicide

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-healthcare-system-introduces-punch-card-where-on-your-10th-visit-you-get-free-suicide/?utm_source=fediverse

Customers Unenthused By Latest American Girl Doll 'Steve'

https://babylonbee.com/news/customers-unenthused-by-latest-american-girl-doll-steve/?utm_source=fediverse

Elton John Announces Three-Year 'Farewell Twitter' Tour

https://babylonbee.com/news/elton-john-announces-three-year-farewell-twitter-tour/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Seen Sitting On Mall Santa’s Lap Asking For Another $50 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-seen-sitting-on-mall-santas-lap-asking-for-another-50-billion/?utm_source=fediverse