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Canadian Life Alert Just Euthanizes You When You Push The Button

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New Bible Translation Adds 'If You Know What I Mean' To Every Verse In Song Of Solomon

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Journalists Warn Of Frightening Trend Where Rules Apply To Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-warn-of-frightening-trend-where-rules-apply-to-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesús Miraculously Feeds 5,000 With One Bottomless Basket Of Chips And Salsa

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Journalists Call For Some Sort Of Constitutional Amendment That Would Protect Free Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-call-for-constitutional-amendment-granting-everyone-free-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Releases All JFK Documents Except For The One That Says They Killed Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-releases-all-jfk-documents-except-for-the-one-that-says-they-killed-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Tells Kids Santa Would Prefer Beer And Cigars Over Milk And Cookies This Year

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FBI Releases All JFK Documents Except For The One That Says They Killed Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-releases-all-jfk-documents-except-for-the-one-that-says-they-killed-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Tells Kids Santa Would Prefer Beer And Cigars Over Milk And Cookies This Year

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Trump Swimsuit Calendar Sells Out In Minutes

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Nurse Worried She Might Have To Actually Take Care Of Patients If TikTok Is Banned

https://babylonbee.com/news/nurse-worried-she-might-have-to-actually-take-care-of-patients-if-tiktok-is-banned/?utm_source=fediverse

After Griner, Here Are 10 More Trades The Biden Administration Is Looking To Make In 2023

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-griner-here-are-10-more-trades-the-biden-administration-is-looking-to-make-in-2023/?utm_source=fediverse

For More Authentic Experience, Olive Garden Now Requiring Waiters To Do That Italian Hand Gesture Thing Whenever They Talk

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China Threatens To Fire Senators Who Voted For TikTok Ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/china-threatens-to-fire-senators-who-voted-for-tiktok-ban/?utm_source=fediverse

James Gunn’s Top 10 Picks To Replace Henry Cavill As Superman

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Trump Announces New Line Of Collectible POGs

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Wife Begins Funeral Arrangements For Husband After He Fails To Respond To Text Within 13 Seconds

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-begins-funeral-arrangements-for-husband-after-he-fails-to-respond-to-text-within-13-seconds/?utm_source=fediverse

Confused Journalists Suspended From Twitter Even Though They Didn’t Do Anything Wrong Like Report On Hunter Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-journalists-suspended-from-twitter-even-though-they-didnt-do-anything-wrong-like-report-on-hunter-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Swimsuit Calendar Sells Out In Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-swimsuit-calendar-sells-out-in-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

Nurse Worried She Might Have To Actually Take Care Of Patients If TikTok Is Banned

https://babylonbee.com/news/nurse-worried-she-might-have-to-actually-take-care-of-patients-if-tiktok-is-banned/?utm_source=fediverse