The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Remaining Avengers Team Up To Battle Snow Plow

https://babylonbee.com/news/remaining-avengers-team-up-to-battle-snow-plow/?utm_source=fediverse

Per Obscure Constitutional Rule, Speaker Vote Will Now Be Decided By 'Wipeout' Obstacle Course

https://babylonbee.com/news/per-obscure-constitutional-rule-speaker-vote-will-now-be-decided-by-wipeout-obstacle-course/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation In Shock As Politicians Show Up To Work 4 Days In A Row

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-shock-as-politicians-show-up-to-work-4-days-in-a-row/?utm_source=fediverse

Adam Kinzinger's Mom Lets Him Open One Jan 6th Present On Jan 6th Eve

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-kinzingers-mom-lets-him-open-one-jan-6th-present-on-jan-6th-eve/?utm_source=fediverse

'Well Done,' Says God To Man Who Spent Life Arguing In YouTube Comments Section

https://babylonbee.com/news/well-done-says-god-to-man-who-spent-life-arguing-in-youtube-comments-section/?utm_source=fediverse

Karine Jean-Pierre Claims Everything Has Always Been More Expensive Than Usual

https://babylonbee.com/news/karine-jean-pierre-claims-everything-has-always-been-more-expensive-than-usual/?utm_source=fediverse

Lego Introduces First-Ever Affordable Lego Set

https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-introduces-first-ever-affordable-lego-set/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Forced To Cut To Commercial As New Political Commentator Adam Kinzinger Crying Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-forced-to-cut-to-commercial-as-new-political-commentator-adam-kinzinger-crying-again/?utm_source=fediverse

House Speaker Role Finally Clinched By Representative Jar Jar Binks

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-speaker-role-finally-clinched-by-representative-jar-jar-binks/?utm_source=fediverse

McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy-warns-not-voting-for-him-could-delay-more-funds-to-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Who Listens To 13 Podcasts Every Day Doesn't Have Time To Listen To Audio Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-have-time-to-read-the-bible-says-man-who-listens-to-7-daily-podcasts-in-a-world-where-the-bible-exists-in-audiobook-form/?utm_source=fediverse

Loudly Booing Man Escorted Away From Ron DeSantis's Inauguration

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-loudly-booing-escorted-away-from-ron-desantiss-inauguration/?utm_source=fediverse

Solomon Thinking Of Downgrading 48th Wife To Concubine Because Of The Way She Chews

https://babylonbee.com/news/solomon-thinking-of-downgrading-48th-wife-to-concubine-because-of-the-way-she-chews/?utm_source=fediverse

House Republicans Frantically Binge Old 'Schoolhouse Rock' Episodes To Figure Out What They're Supposed To Be Doing

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-republicans-frantically-binge-old-schoolhouse-rock-episodes-to-figure-out-what-theyre-supposed-to-be-doing/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Approval Rating At Record High After Bringing Congress To Grinding Halt

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-approval-ratings-at-record-high-after-bringing-congress-to-grinding-halt/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Named Honorary Congressman After Making $200 Billion Disappear

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-made-honorary-congressman-after-blowing-through-200-billion-in-a-year/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Forced To Cut To Commercial As New Political Commentator Adam Kinzinger Crying Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-forced-to-cut-to-commercial-as-new-political-commentator-adam-kinzinger-crying-again/?utm_source=fediverse

House Speaker Role Finally Clinched By Representative Jar Jar Binks

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-speaker-role-finally-clinched-by-representative-jar-jar-binks/?utm_source=fediverse

McCarthy Warns Not Voting For Him Could Delay More Funds To Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy-warns-not-voting-for-him-could-delay-more-funds-to-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Who Listens To 13 Podcasts Every Day Doesn't Have Time To Listen To Audio Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-have-time-to-read-the-bible-says-man-who-listens-to-7-daily-podcasts-in-a-world-where-the-bible-exists-in-audiobook-form/?utm_source=fediverse