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Biden Announces U.S. Surrender To Chinese Balloon

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-us-surrender-to-chinese-balloon/?utm_source=fediverse

'Why, Hello There Beautiful!' Says Eric Swalwell Suavely Approaching Sexy Chinese Spy Balloon

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-hello-there-beautiful-says-eric-swalwell-suavely-approaching-sexy-chinese-spy-balloon/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Battle With Popcorn Kernel Now Heading Into Week 3

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-battle-with-popcorn-kernel-now-heading-into-week-3/?utm_source=fediverse

Chinese Launch Spy Balloon Aimed At Unraveling The Secrets Of Classified Fork Technology

https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-launch-spy-balloon-aimed-at-unraveling-the-secrets-of-classified-fork-technology/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster As San Francisco Zoo Adds Furries To Lion Enclosure

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-san-francisco-zoo-adds-furry-to-lion-enclosure/?utm_source=fediverse

Last Straw: Mom Demands Kids Clean Their Rooms Or So Help Her She Will Do It

https://babylonbee.com/news/last-straw-mom-demands-kids-clean-their-rooms-or-so-help-her-she-will-do-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He’s Done Letting It Spy

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-hell-shoot-down-chinese-spy-balloon-as-soon-as-hes-done-letting-it-spy/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Attacks DeSantis For Failing To Fire Dr. Fauci, Rushing Untested Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-attacks-desantis-for-failing-to-fire-dr-fauci-rushing-untested-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Quiet Hero: This Man Stopped To Hold The Door Open For People Behind Him And Now He's Been Stuck There For The Last 27 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/quiet-hero-this-man-stopped-to-hold-the-door-open-for-the-people-behind-him-and-now-hes-been-stuck-there-for-the-last-27-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Last Straw: Mom Demands Kids Clean Their Rooms Or So Help Her She Will Do It

https://babylonbee.com/news/last-straw-mom-demands-kids-clean-their-rooms-or-so-help-her-she-will-do-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Spy Balloon As Soon As He’s Done Letting It Spy

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-hell-shoot-down-chinese-spy-balloon-as-soon-as-hes-done-letting-it-spy/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Attacks DeSantis For Failing To Fire Dr. Fauci, Rushing Untested Vaccine

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-attacks-desantis-for-failing-to-fire-dr-fauci-rushing-untested-vaccine/?utm_source=fediverse

Quiet Hero: This Man Stopped To Hold The Door Open For People Behind Him And Now He's Been Stuck There For The Last 27 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/quiet-hero-this-man-stopped-to-hold-the-door-open-for-the-people-behind-him-and-now-hes-been-stuck-there-for-the-last-27-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Ilhan Omar Blames Her Removal From Foreign Affairs Committee On The Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-blames-secret-jewish-cabal-for-her-removal-from-foreign-affairs-committee/?utm_source=fediverse

'Is It Working Now?' Asks Elon Musk Flipping Random Switches In Twitter Basement

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-working-now-says-elon-musk-flipping-random-switches-in-twitter-basement/?utm_source=fediverse

Ilhan Omar Blames Her Removal From Foreign Affairs Committee On The Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-blames-secret-jewish-cabal-for-her-removal-from-foreign-affairs-committee/?utm_source=fediverse

'Is It Working Now?' Says Elon Musk Flipping Random Switches In Twitter Basement

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-working-now-says-elon-musk-flipping-random-switches-in-twitter-basement/?utm_source=fediverse

Politicians Forced To Cancel Prayer Breakfast After Lightning Keeps Striking Building

https://babylonbee.com/news/politicians-forced-to-cancel-prayer-breakfast-after-lightning-keeps-striking-building/?utm_source=fediverse

Punxsutawney Phil Emerges From Burrow To Let Everyone Know There Are Some Documents Marked ‘Classified’ Down There

https://babylonbee.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-emerges-from-his-burrow-to-let-everyone-know-there-are-some-documents-marked-classified-down-there/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm Afraid I Can't Do That,' Says ChatGPT After Being Asked To Say Nice Things About Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-sorry-dave-im-afraid-i-cant-do-that-says-chatgpt-after-being-asked-to-say-nice-things-about-trump/?utm_source=fediverse