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Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator

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Wife Dies Instantly After Drinking Water That Wasn’t Filtered, Remineralized, And Served In Oversize Tumbler

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-dies-instantly-after-drinking-water-that-wasnt-filtered-remineralized-and-loaded-with-electrolytes/?utm_source=fediverse

Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal

https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-bowman-pulls-fire-alarm-again-while-trying-to-flush-urinal/?utm_source=fediverse

New 2024 Poll Shows Trump And Biden Trailing Behind Kevin James Meme

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-2024-poll-shows-trump-and-biden-trailing-far-behind-kevin-james-meme/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Propose $12 Billion Study To Determine What This Strange Red Handle Thingy Does

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-propose-12-billion-dollar-study-to-determine-what-this-thing-does/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Elder Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Vote On New Carpet

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-elder-pulls-fire-alarm-to-delay-vote-on-new-carpet/?utm_source=fediverse

Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal

https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-bowman-pulls-fire-alarm-again-while-trying-to-flush-urinal/?utm_source=fediverse

New 2024 Poll Shows Trump And Biden Trailing Behind Kevin James Meme

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-2024-poll-shows-trump-and-biden-trailing-far-behind-kevin-james-meme/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Propose $12 Billion Study To Determine What This Strange Red Handle Thingy Does

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-propose-12-billion-dollar-study-to-determine-what-this-thing-does/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Elder Pulls Fire Alarm To Delay Vote On New Carpet

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-elder-pulls-fire-alarm-to-delay-vote-on-new-carpet/?utm_source=fediverse

Buffalo Guy Kicking Himself For Not Just Pulling Fire Alarm To Evacuate Congress

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Buffalo Guy Kicking Himself For Not Just Pulling Fire Alarm To Evacuate Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/buffalo-guy-kicking-himself-for-not-just-pulling-fire-alarm-to-evacuate-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-trillion-dollar-stopgap-bill-that-will-fund-government-until-about-2-pm-tomorrow/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Hovers Finger Over Mute Button Like Western Gunslinger, Daring Actor To Say Bad Word

https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-finger-hovers-over-mute-button-like-western-gunslinger-daring-actor-to-say-bad-word/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Passes Trillion Dollar Stopgap Bill That Will Fund Government Until About 2 PM Tomorrow

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-trillion-dollar-stopgap-bill-that-will-fund-government-until-about-2-pm-tomorrow/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Hovers Finger Over Mute Button Like Western Gunslinger, Daring Actor To Say Bad Word

https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-finger-hovers-over-mute-button-like-western-gunslinger-daring-actor-to-say-bad-word/?utm_source=fediverse

Pedestrian Pushes Crosswalk Button 17 Times Just To Be Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/pedestrian-pushes-crosswalk-button-17-times-to-be-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Writers Are Going On Strike - Here Are Our Demands

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Biden Deploys Troops To Border To Stop Texas From Securing Border

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Pedestrian Pushes Crosswalk Button 17 Times Just To Be Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/pedestrian-pushes-crosswalk-button-17-times-to-be-safe/?utm_source=fediverse