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9 Ways To Scare Off Californians Looking To Move Into Your Neighborhood

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'We're Gonna Get A Head Start On Christmas Shopping This Year,' Says Family That's Going To Be Frantically Shopping At 5 PM On Christmas Eve

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-gonna-get-a-head-start-on-christmas-shopping-this-year-says-family-thats-going-to-be-frantically-shopping-at-5-pm-on-christmas-eve/?utm_source=fediverse

California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-proposes-another-minimum-wage-increase-so-people-can-afford-products-made-more-expensive-by-previous-minimum-wage-increase/?utm_source=fediverse

God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win

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The 14 Scariest Costumes From Halloween 2023

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God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win

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The 14 Scariest Costumes From Halloween 2023

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'We May Never Know Exactly What Hamas Wants' Says Reporter In Front Of Hamas Holding 'Exterminate Jews From Existence' Banner

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-may-never-know-exactly-what-hamas-wants-says-reporter-in-front-of-hamas-holding-exterminate-jews-from-existence-banner/?utm_source=fediverse

Neighbors Nervously Ask Hillary Clinton If She's Gonna Take Those Dead Body Decorations Down Now That Halloween Is Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/neighbors-nervously-ask-hillary-clinton-if-shes-gonna-take-those-dead-body-decorations-down-now-that-halloween-is-over/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Halloween Over But Colin Kaepernick Is Still Pretending To Be A Football Player

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-halloween-is-over-but-colin-kaepernick-is-still-pretending-to-be-a-football-player/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-sadly-informs-kids-a-robber-broke-in-last-night-and-only-stole-their-reeses-cups/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrifying Haunted House Where They Rip Humans Limb From Limb Actually Just A Planned Parenthood

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrifying-haunted-house-where-they-rip-humans-limb-from-limb-actually-just-a-planned-parenthood/?utm_source=fediverse

'We May Never Know Exactly What Hamas Wants' Says Reporter In Front Of Hamas Holding 'Exterminate Jews From Existence' Banner

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-may-never-know-exactly-what-hamas-wants-says-reporter-in-front-of-hamas-holding-exterminate-jews-from-existence-banner/?utm_source=fediverse

Neighbors Nervously Ask Hillary Clinton If She's Gonna Take Those Dead Body Decorations Down Now That Halloween Is Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/neighbors-nervously-ask-hillary-clinton-if-shes-gonna-take-those-dead-body-decorations-down-now-that-halloween-is-over/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Halloween Over But Colin Kaepernick Is Still Pretending To Be A Football Player

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-halloween-is-over-but-colin-kaepernick-is-still-pretending-to-be-a-football-player/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Sadly Informs Kids A Robber Broke In Last Night And Only Stole Their Reese's Cups

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-sadly-informs-kids-a-robber-broke-in-last-night-and-only-stole-their-reeses-cups/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrifying Haunted House Where They Rip Humans Limb From Limb Actually Just A Planned Parenthood

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrifying-haunted-house-where-they-rip-humans-limb-from-limb-actually-just-a-planned-parenthood/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Mistakenly Spends Four Hours Protecting Halloween Butler Decoration

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-mistakenly-spends-four-hours-protecting-halloween-butler-decoration/?utm_source=fediverse

Portland Neighborhood Terrified By Residents Dressed Up As Normal Middle-Class Family

https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-neighborhood-terrified-by-residents-dressed-up-as-loving-nuclear-family/?utm_source=fediverse

Spooky! Lori Lightfoot Dresses Up As Lori Lightfoot

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