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Trump Promises Vivek An Administration Position Running The White House 7-Eleven

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-vivek-an-administration-position-running-white-house-convenience-store/?utm_source=fediverse

Gender Surgeon Gives Patient Appointment Reminder For Reversal Surgery In Five Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/gender-surgeon-gives-patient-appointment-reminder-for-reversal-surgery-in-five-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Joy Reid Announces She Has Scalped A Karen And Stolen Her Hair

https://babylonbee.com/news/joy-reid-announces-she-has-scalped-a-karen-and-stolen-her-hair/?utm_source=fediverse

'Where Are The Baseball Ghosts? I Was Informed There Were Baseball Ghosts, Tremendous Baseball Ghosts!' Trump Bellows Into Barren Iowa Cornfield

https://babylonbee.com/news/where-are-the-baseball-ghosts-i-was-informed-there-were-baseball-ghosts-tremendous-baseball-ghosts-trump-bellows-into-iowa-cornfield/?utm_source=fediverse

Delta Introduces New Short Plane For Special-Needs Pilots

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-introduces-new-short-plane-for-special-needs-pilots/?utm_source=fediverse

After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing Of Iowa

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-lackluster-showing-nikki-haley-bombs-iowa/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-liberals-must-stockpile-in-case-trump-wins-and-kills-democracy-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrified Texans Open Fire On Strange White Stuff Falling From Sky

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky/?utm_source=fediverse

51-Year-Old In A Punk Band Horrified As He Suddenly Realizes He's A 51-Year-Old In A Punk Band

https://babylonbee.com/news/51-year-old-in-a-punk-band-horrified-as-he-suddenly-realizes-hes-a-51-year-old-in-a-punk-band/?utm_source=fediverse

Desperate Cowboys Re-Sign Troy Aikman

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-cowboys-re-sign-troy-aikman/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: I Should Buy A Sword

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-should-buy-a-sword/?utm_source=fediverse

Increased Precipitation Across Nation Revealed To Be Cowboys Fans' Tears

https://babylonbee.com/news/increased-precipitation-across-nation-revealed-to-be-cowboys-fans-tears/?utm_source=fediverse

Delta Introduces New Short Plane For Special-Needs Pilots

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-introduces-new-short-plane-for-special-needs-pilots/?utm_source=fediverse

After Lackluster Showing, Nikki Haley Orders Bombing Of Iowa

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-lackluster-showing-nikki-haley-bombs-iowa/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-liberals-must-stockpile-in-case-trump-wins-and-kills-democracy-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrified Texans Open Fire On Strange White Stuff Falling From Sky

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky/?utm_source=fediverse

51-Year-Old In A Punk Band Horrified As He Suddenly Realizes He's A 51-Year-Old In A Punk Band

https://babylonbee.com/news/51-year-old-in-a-punk-band-horrified-as-he-suddenly-realizes-hes-a-51-year-old-in-a-punk-band/?utm_source=fediverse

Desperate Cowboys Re-Sign Troy Aikman

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-cowboys-re-sign-troy-aikman/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: I Should Buy A Sword

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-should-buy-a-sword/?utm_source=fediverse

Increased Precipitation Across Nation Revealed To Be Cowboys Fans' Tears

https://babylonbee.com/news/increased-precipitation-across-nation-revealed-to-be-cowboys-fans-tears/?utm_source=fediverse