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Missionary Travels To Joel Osteen's Church To Reach People Who Have Never Heard About Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionary-travels-to-joel-osteens-church-to-reach-people-who-have-never-heard-about-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Over 3 Million Millennial Women Die Of Dehydration Every Day Because They Don't Have A Stanley Tumbler

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-three-million-millennial-women-die-of-dehydration-every-day-because-they-dont-have-a-stanley-tumbler/?utm_source=fediverse

Missionary Travels To Joel Osteen's Church To Reach People Who Have Never Heard About Jesus

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionary-travels-to-joel-osteens-church-to-reach-people-who-have-never-heard-about-jesus/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ugh I Can't Believe Men Are Looking At Me At The Gym,' Says Woman Who Went To The Gym Specifically So Men Would Look At Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-i-cant-believe-men-are-looking-at-me-at-the-gym-says-woman-who-went-to-the-gym-specifically-so-men-would-look-at-her/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Would Prefer If 3000 Babies Weren't Murdered Every Day,' Says Crowd Of Deranged Extremists

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-prefer-if-3000-babies-werent-murdered-every-day-says-crowd-of-deranged-extremists/?utm_source=fediverse

World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-economic-forum-concludes-event-with-virgin-sacrifice-to-weather-gods-to-prevent-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ugh I Can't Believe Men Are Looking At Me At The Gym,' Says Woman Who Went To The Gym Specifically So Men Would Look At Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-i-cant-believe-men-are-looking-at-me-at-the-gym-says-woman-who-went-to-the-gym-specifically-so-men-would-look-at-her/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Would Prefer If 3000 Babies Weren't Murdered Every Day,' Says Crowd Of Deranged Extremists

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-prefer-if-3000-babies-werent-murdered-every-day-says-crowd-of-deranged-extremists/?utm_source=fediverse

World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-economic-forum-concludes-event-with-virgin-sacrifice-to-weather-gods-to-prevent-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Offers DeSantis Coveted Administration Position Spinning Trump Sign On Street Corner

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-offers-desantis-coveted-administration-position-spinning-trump-sign-on-street-corner/?utm_source=fediverse

13 Absolute Horrors Of Late-Stage Capitalism

https://babylonbee.com/news/13-absolute-horrors-of-late-stage-capitalism/?utm_source=fediverse

In Desperate Attempt To Bring Attention To Presidential Campaign, DeSantis Wrestles Alligator

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-desperate-attempt-to-bring-attention-to-presidential-campaign-desantis-wrestles-alligator/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Enjoys Finally Being Smartest Person In The Room

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-enjoys-finally-being-smartest-person-in-the-room/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Offers DeSantis Coveted Administration Position Spinning Trump Sign On Street Corner

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-offers-desantis-coveted-administration-position-spinning-trump-sign-on-street-corner/?utm_source=fediverse

13 Absolute Horrors Of Late-Stage Capitalism

https://babylonbee.com/news/13-absolute-horrors-of-late-stage-capitalism/?utm_source=fediverse

In Desperate Attempt To Bring Attention To Presidential Campaign, DeSantis Wrestles Alligator

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-desperate-attempt-to-bring-attention-to-presidential-campaign-desantis-wrestles-alligator/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Enjoys Finally Being Smartest Person In The Room

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-enjoys-finally-being-smartest-person-in-the-room/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-warns-of-extremist-maga-plot-to-go-to-a-polling-location-and-vote-for-preferred-candidate/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Warns Of Extremist MAGA Plot To Go To A Polling Location And Vote For Preferred Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-warns-of-extremist-maga-plot-to-go-to-a-polling-location-and-vote-for-preferred-candidate/?utm_source=fediverse

America Decides To Cancel Election And Just Draft That Argentinian Guy For President

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-decides-to-cancel-election-and-just-draft-that-argentinian-guy-for-president/?utm_source=fediverse