The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Sinners Relieved To Learn Jesus Gets Them And They Don't Have To Repent Or Change Their Lives In Any Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-on-way-to-hell-relieved-to-learn-jesus-gets-them/?utm_source=fediverse

United Nations Warns Israeli Attack On Rafah Could Lead To More Hostages Being Rescued

https://babylonbee.com/news/united-nations-warns-israeli-attack-on-rafah-could-lead-to-more-hostages-being-rescued/?utm_source=fediverse

'One, Two, Elmo's Coming For You...' Elmo Sings Softly As Terrified Larry David Attempts To Flee Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/one-two-elmos-coming-for-you-elmo-sings-softly-as-terrified-larry-david-attempts-to-flee-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Seen Practicing Her Presidential Cackle

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-seen-practicing-her-presidential-cackle/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Signs You're A Dangerous Christian Nationalist

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-youre-a-dangerous-christian-nationalist/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says He's Looking Forward To A Great Super Bowl Tonight

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-hes-looking-forward-to-a-great-super-bowl-tonight/?utm_source=fediverse

San Franciscans Loot Slightly More Than Usual Following Super Bowl Loss

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-franciscans-loot-slightly-more-than-usual-following-super-bowl-loss/?utm_source=fediverse

Horrifying Study Finds More Trans People Have Pretend-Died Under DeSantis Than Any Other Governor In History

https://babylonbee.com/news/horrifying-study-finds-more-trans-people-have-pretend-died-under-desantis-than-any-other-governor-in-history/?utm_source=fediverse

San Franciscans Continue Crapping In The Street In Honor Of 49ers Crapping The Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-49ers-celebrate-victory-by-dumping-gatorade-jugs-of-poo/?utm_source=fediverse

Usher Performs Live Commercial For Old Spice Antiperspirant

https://babylonbee.com/news/usher-performs-live-commercial-for-old-spice-antiperspirant/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Biden May Forget His Own Name, But How Often Do We Forget Our Identity In Christ?’ - Op-Ed By Youth Pastor Chet Skatington

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-may-forget-his-own-name-but-how-often-do-we-forget-our-identity-in-christ---oped-by-chet-skatington-youth-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Unimpressed As Dad Flawlessly Sings Along With Entire 'Jesus Freak' Rap

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-unimpressed-as-dad-flawlessly-sings-along-with-entire-jesus-freak-rap/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm Trumpet Blast At Christ's Coming Will Be Playing 'The Final Countdown'

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-trumpet-blast-at-christs-coming-will-be-playing-the-final-countdown/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Biden May Forget His Own Name, But How Often Do We Forget Our Identity In Christ?’ - Op-Ed By Youth Pastor Chet Skatington

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-may-forget-his-own-name-but-how-often-do-we-forget-our-identity-in-christ---oped-by-chet-skatington-youth-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Unimpressed As Dad Flawlessly Sings Along With Entire 'Jesus Freak' Rap

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-unimpressed-as-dad-flawlessly-sings-along-with-entire-jesus-freak-rap/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm Trumpet Blast At Christ's Coming Will Be Playing 'The Final Countdown'

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-trumpet-blast-at-christs-coming-will-be-playing-the-final-countdown/?utm_source=fediverse

Missing White Girl Found After Search Party Plays 'Cupid Shuffle'

https://babylonbee.com/news/missing-white-girl-found-after-search-party-plays-the-cupid-shuffle/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Potential Candidates To Replace Biden Before The Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-potential-candidates-to-replace-biden-before-the-election/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Staffers Lock Nukes With New Security Question 'Which Of These Images Shows Mexico'

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-locks-nukes-with-new-security-question-which-of-these-images-shows-mexico/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Trump Forces Judge To Grant Full Immunity After He Speaks Gibberish And Shakes Hands With The Air

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-forces-judge-to-grant-full-immunity-after-he-speaks-gibberish-and-shakes-hands-with-air/?utm_source=fediverse