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Midwestern Town Considers Adding 4th Crushingly Mediocre Mexican Restaurant

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Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union

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Woman Kicked Out Of Walmart For Not Wearing Pajama Bottoms

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Man Sitting In First Class For First Time Pretends He Totally Knows What You're Supposed To Do With Hot Towel

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White House Explains Security Fence Around Capitol Is To Keep President From Wandering Off Grounds During State Of Union

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-explains-security-fence-around-capitol-is-to-keep-president-from-wandering-off-grounds-during-state-of-union/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Falls Into Crippling Poverty After Single Meal At Five Guys

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-destitute-and-impoverished-after-single-meal-at-five-guys/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Proudly Announces He Has Eliminated Junk Fees For All Migrants Staying In NY Hotels

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proudly-announces-he-has-eliminated-junk-fees-for-all-migrants-staying-in-ny-hotels/?utm_source=fediverse

With Daniel Penny Arrested, NYC Forced To Deploy National Guard To Protect Subway

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Doritos Announces New Spokesperson Jared From Subway

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Travis Kelce Wonders If It’s Too Late To Ask Taylor Swift If She’s The One Who Sings 'Wrecking Ball'

https://babylonbee.com/news/travis-kelce-wonders-if-its-too-late-to-ask-taylor-swift-if-shes-the-one-who-sings-wrecking-ball/?utm_source=fediverse

Libertarianism: Pros And Cons

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Op-Ed By David French: ‘Can You Believe People Used To Take Me Seriously?’

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Local Man Thankful Americans Fought Revolutionary War So He Doesn't Have To Call Cookies 'Biscuits'

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-thankful-americans-fought-revolutionary-war-so-he-doesnt-have-to-call-cookies-biscuits/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Congratulates His Opponent On A Hard-Fought Primary Race

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Raytheon Lowers Flags To Half-Staff After Nikki Haley Drops Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/raytheon-lowers-flags-to-half-staff-after-nikki-haley-drops-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Catches Husband Lusting After Neighbor's Perfectly Manicured Lawn

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12 Terrifying Examples Of White Rural Rage

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-white-rural-rage-know-the-warning-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

In 9-0 Decision, SCOTUS Rules That The Eagles Could Not Have Carried The Fellowship To Mount Doom

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-9-0-decision-scotus-rules-that-the-eagles-could-not-have-carried-the-fellowship-to-mount-doom/?utm_source=fediverse

New Balance Releases All-In-One Men's Running, Church, Lounge, Hiking, Work, Tennis, Bowling, Date Night Shoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-balance-releases-all-in-one-mens-runningchurchloungehikingworktennisbowlingdate-night-shoes/?utm_source=fediverse

Nikki Haley Now Heavy Favorite Among Lizard People

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