Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran
https://babylonbee.com/news/not-to-be-outdone-by-trump-biden-releases-own-version-of-quran/?utm_source=fediverse
'This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,' Says Mom Clicking Play On 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom'
https://babylonbee.com/news/this-movie-is-rated-pg-it-should-be-fine-for-the-kids-says-mom-clicking-play-on-indiana-jones-and-the-temple-of-doom/?utm_source=fediverse
'Of Course I'm Listening to You,' Says Husband Who Is Actually Thinking About Medieval Siege Warfare Tactics
https://babylonbee.com/news/of-course-im-listening-to-you-says-husband-thinking-about-medieval-siege-warfare/?utm_source=fediverse
Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-revelation-of-relationships-with-child-actors-diddy-hired-as-new-president-of-nickelodeon-studios/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Changes Trump Made In The 'God Bless The USA' Bible
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-changes-trump-made-in-the-god-bless-the-usa-bible/?utm_source=fediverse
Buttigieg Praises Cargo Ship For Helping Dismantle Racism In American Roads
https://babylonbee.com/news/buttigieg-praises-cargo-ship-for-helping-dismantle-racism-in-american-roads/?utm_source=fediverse
Nation Starting To Wonder If Diddy May Have Done A Few Of Those Things He Repeatedly Rapped About Doing
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starting-to-wonder-if-diddy-may-have-done-a-few-of-those-things-he-repeatedly-rapped-about-doing/?utm_source=fediverse
NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly
https://babylonbee.com/news/nyc-mayor-assures-migrants-that-if-they-run-out-of-prepaid-debit-cards-they-can-just-rob-americans-directly/?utm_source=fediverse
In Bold Speech, Biden Calls On Ships To Stop Crashing Into Bridges
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-bold-speech-biden-calls-on-ships-to-stop-crashing-into-bridges/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Goes To Heaven, Immediately Asks God To Replay Arguments With His Wife So He Can Prove He Was Right
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-to-heaven-immediately-asks-god-to-replay-arguments-with-his-wife-so-he-can-prove-he-was-right/?utm_source=fediverse
New NFL Rules Require Opposing Teams To Just Hug It Out
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-nfl-rules-require-opposing-teams-to-just-hug-it-out/?utm_source=fediverse
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave
https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-buttigieg-holds-emergency-press-conference-to-announce-he-is-taking-3-more-months-maternity-leave/?utm_source=fediverse
Bald Man Not Comforted By Fact That God Knows All The Hairs On His Head
https://babylonbee.com/news/bald-man-not-comforted-by-the-fact-that-god-knows-all-the-hairs-on-his-head/?utm_source=fediverse
Kamala Warns Israel Not To Violate San Francisco City Council’s Ceasefire Decree
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-warns-israel-not-to-violate-san-francisco-city-councils-ceasefire-decree/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-he-will-pay-entire-bond-using-rolls-of-nickels/?utm_source=fediverse
Letitia James Prosecuted For Grossly Overvaluing Trump's Fine
https://babylonbee.com/news/letitia-james-prosecuted-for-grossly-overvaluing-trumps-fine/?utm_source=fediverse
Wendy’s Is Fine, Nation Agrees
https://babylonbee.com/news/wendys-is-fine-nation-agrees/?utm_source=fediverse
Boeing Board Forces CEO To Resign After Evidence Surfaces He Is A White Male
https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-ceo-announces-resignation-after-evidence-surfaces-he-is-a-white-male/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Wishes There Were A Radical Progressive Journalist Nearby To Tell Him Whether This Post Is Misinformation
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-wishes-there-were-a-radical-progressive-journalist-nearby-to-tell-him-whether-this-post-is-misinformation/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Super Helpful Things Parents Yell At Kids' Baseball Games
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-super-helpful-things-parents-yell-at-their-sons-baseball-games/?utm_source=fediverse
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