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Winning: DeSantis Unveils Massive Circus Cannon That Will Launch Pro-Hamas Protestors All The Way To Gaza

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-desantis-unveils-massive-circus-cannon-that-will-launch-pro-hamas-protestors-all-the-way-to-gaza/?utm_source=fediverse

'Let's Set Aside Distractions,' Says Worship Leader Surrounded By Lasers And Fog

https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-set-aside-distractions-says-worship-leader-surrounded-by-lasers-and-fog/?utm_source=fediverse

Abraham Pretty Sure This Feud Between Ishmael And Isaac Will Blow Over Soon

https://babylonbee.com/news/abraham-pretty-sure-this-feud-between-ishmael-and-isaac-will-blow-over-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

Alec Baldwin Tired Of Everyone Screaming ‘Look Out!’ And Diving To The Ground Every Time He Reaches For His Cell Phone

https://babylonbee.com/news/alec-baldwin-tired-of-everyone-screaming-look-out-and-diving-to-the-ground-every-time-he-reaches-for-his-cell-phone/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let’s Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School’s Conduct Policy

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-admins-promise-to-carefully-investigate-whether-lets-kill-every-jew-we-see-on-campus-chant-violates-schools-speech-policy/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Benefits Of Being A Pastor's Wife

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'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tortured-poets-department-review-we-usually-love-taylor-swift-but-we-question-her-decision-to-release-an-album-thats-just-an-hour-long-recording-of-her-sobbing-in-the-shower/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: This Man Got Married Young And Never Got To Experience Getting Drunk At Bars And Waking Up Hungover With A New STD Every Morning

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-this-man-got-married-young-and-never-got-to-experience-getting-drunk-at-bars-and-waking-up-hungover-with-a-new-std-every-morning/?utm_source=fediverse

Historians Uncover Hitler’s Hamas Headscarf

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Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-university-students-reject-a-two-campus-solution/?utm_source=fediverse

Impressive: 6th-Grade Furry Already Barking At 9th-Grade Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/impressive-6th-grade-furry-already-barking-at-9th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse

America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-honors-earth-day-by-recycling-its-used-presidential-candidates/?utm_source=fediverse

House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-votes-to-protect-every-country-not-named-the-united-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-claims-his-uncles-heart-was-ripped-out-during-human-sacrifice-ritual-in-india/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Sets Himself On Fire To Show How His Side Is The Sane And Rational One

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-sets-himself-on-fire-to-show-how-his-side-is-the-sane-and-rational-one/?utm_source=fediverse

Megachurch Worship Leaders Frantically Learning New Taylor Swift Songs For Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-worship-leaders-frantically-learning-new-taylor-swift-songs-for-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Other Things Mike Johnson Wants To Fund Before The Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-other-things-mike-johnson-wants-to-fund-before-the-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says When It Comes To College Women’s Sports, 'May The Best Man Win'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-when-it-comes-to-college-womens-sports-may-the-best-man-win/?utm_source=fediverse

‘This Is A Place Of Business, Not Politics,’ Says CEO Of Election Rigging Cartel

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-business-says-ceo-of-election-rigging-cartel/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm Hell Is A Nightclub Where You Keep Yelling That You Want To Go Home But Your Friends Can't Hear You Over How Loud The DJ Is Playing Nicki Minaj For All Eternity

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-hell-is-a-nightclub-where-you-keep-yelling-that-you-want-to-go-home-but-your-friends-cant-hear-you-over-how-loud-the-dj-is-playing-nicki-minaj-for-all-eternity/?utm_source=fediverse