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Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States

https://babylonbee.com/news/dead-worm-found-in-rfk-jrs-brain-already-polling-higher-than-biden-in-11-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Israel Warns Civilians To Evacuate Rafah In Most Incompetent Genocide Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-warns-civilians-to-evacuate-rafah-in-most-incompetent-genocide-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Research Discovers Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf

https://babylonbee.com/news/research-discovers-women-will-support-any-cause-no-matter-how-murderous-so-long-as-they-get-to-wear-a-scarf/?utm_source=fediverse

'Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!' Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx

https://babylonbee.com/news/me-teach-you-white-man-secret-of-fire-governor-kochul-says-to-primitive-black-children-of-the-bronx/?utm_source=fediverse

Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children/?utm_source=fediverse

For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except 'Of'

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of/?utm_source=fediverse

Priest Reveals 12 Weirdest Sins People Have Confessed

https://babylonbee.com/news/priest-reveals-12-weirdest-sins-people-have-confessed/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He'll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse

Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves

https://babylonbee.com/news/uighur-slaves-struggling-to-keep-up-with-demand-for-palestinian-headscarves/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump’s VP Pick Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Can't Remember What He Came To This Browser Tab For

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Nabisco Introduces Long-Awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos

https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Forced To Wear Hannibal Lecter Muzzle For Gag Order Violations

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-forced-to-wear-hannibal-lecter-muzzle-for-gag-order-violations/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Reaches Age Where He Carefully Checks ABV% On Every Beer He Drinks

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-reaches-age-where-he-carefully-checks-abv-on-every-beer-he-drinks/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Celebrates Proposed Ceasefire With Rocket Barrage

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-celebrates-proposed-ceasefire-with-rocket-barrage/?utm_source=fediverse

Kristi Noem Attends Kentucky Derby To See If Any Horses Need To Be Put Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-attends-kentucky-derby-to-see-if-any-horses-need-to-be-put-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Cheers As Protesters Announce Plan To Stay Inside Tents Indefinitely

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-cheers-as-protesters-announce-plan-to-stay-inside-tents-indefinitely/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney World Announces New 'The Chosen' Roller Coaster Which Goes Underground For 3 Days Before Rising Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-world-announces-new-the-chosen-roller-coaster-which-goes-underground-for-3-days-before-rising-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Ivy League Grads Slip Below County Fair Carnies On Forbes List Of Most Desirable Employee Candidates

https://babylonbee.com/news/ivy-league-grads-slip-below-county-fair-carnies-on-forbes-list-of-most-desirable-company-hires/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump’s Finger Hovers Over ‘Send’ Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-finger-hovers-over-send-button-as-he-ponders-whether-sick-burn-worth-another-10000/?utm_source=fediverse