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Bob Iger Insists Disney Stock Drop Not Caused By Failure Of Latest Movie 'Gay Black Pinocchio Protests For Palestine'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-insists-stock-drop-not-caused-by-failure-of-latest-movie-gay-black-pinocchio-protests-for-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/stormy-daniels-offers-hush-money-to-courtroom-sketch-artist-to-please-stop-drawing-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Worm Disgusted To Find Itself In Politician

https://babylonbee.com/news/worm-disgusted-to-find-itself-in-politician/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Somehow Able To Feel God's Love Without Writing Lengthy Instagram Post About It

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-somehow-able-to-feel-gods-love-without-writing-lengthy-instagram-post-about-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Strikes Deal Where Hamas Gets To Keep American Hostages In Exchange For Fifteen Votes In Michigan

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-strikes-deal-where-hamas-gets-to-keep-american-hostages-in-exchange-for-fifteen-votes-in-michigan/?utm_source=fediverse

Not Good: RFK Jr's Worms Started Dropping Spice In His Brain And Now He's Having Visions Of Galactic Jihad

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-good-rfk-jrs-worms-started-dropping-spice-in-his-brain-and-now-hes-having-visions-of-galactic-jihad/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesuss-parents-realize-hes-divine-as-he-completes-carpentry-project-without-going-back-to-home-depot-a-single-time/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Jews Killed Christ!' Says Man Whose Sin Killed Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-jews-killed-christ-says-man-whose-sin-killed-christ/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Completely Obliterates Prosecution With Timely Use Of Reverse Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-obliterates-prosecutions-entire-case-with-timely-use-of-reverse-card/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Rock' Finally Breaks Mold With New Role As Intense But Kinda Zen Jokester Muscly Action Guy

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-rock-finally-breaks-mold-with-new-role-as-intense-but-kinda-zen-jokester-muscly-action-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

12 New Badges You Can Get In The More Inclusive Boy Scouts

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-new-badges-you-can-get-in-the-more-inclusive-boy-scouts/?utm_source=fediverse

Kristi Noem Has Political Career Put Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noem-has-political-career-put-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States

https://babylonbee.com/news/dead-worm-found-in-rfk-jrs-brain-already-polling-higher-than-biden-in-11-states/?utm_source=fediverse

Israel Warns Civilians To Evacuate Rafah In Most Incompetent Genocide Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-warns-civilians-to-evacuate-rafah-in-most-incompetent-genocide-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Research Discovers Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf

https://babylonbee.com/news/research-discovers-women-will-support-any-cause-no-matter-how-murderous-so-long-as-they-get-to-wear-a-scarf/?utm_source=fediverse

'Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!' Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx

https://babylonbee.com/news/me-teach-you-white-man-secret-of-fire-governor-kochul-says-to-primitive-black-children-of-the-bronx/?utm_source=fediverse

Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children/?utm_source=fediverse

For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except 'Of'

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of/?utm_source=fediverse

Priest Reveals 12 Weirdest Sins People Have Confessed

https://babylonbee.com/news/priest-reveals-12-weirdest-sins-people-have-confessed/?utm_source=fediverse

Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He'll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse