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'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-would-i-get-my-wife-a-mothers-day-gift-shes-not-my-mom-says-dead-man/?utm_source=fediverse

Diary Entry Reveals Luther Started Reformation Just Cause He Got Sick Of Filet o' Fish Every Friday

https://babylonbee.com/news/diary-entry-reveals-luther-started-reformation-just-cause-he-got-sick-of-filet-o-fish-every-friday/?utm_source=fediverse

Clever: Jews Charging Up Space Laser Tell Everyone Those Are Just The Northern Lights

https://babylonbee.com/news/clever-jews-charging-up-space-laser-tell-everyone-those-are-just-the-northern-lights/?utm_source=fediverse

With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-biden-stalling-israel-announces-they-will-just-get-american-weapons-from-taliban/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Wish I Were Rich,' Says Man Who Has A Family, Roof Over His Head, Self-Propelled Lawn Mower

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-wish-i-were-rich-says-man-with-wife-children-home-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Husbands Announce They're Just Going To Let The Dishes Soak For A While

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-husbands-announce-theyre-just-going-to-let-the-dishes-soak-for-a-while/?utm_source=fediverse

14 Exciting New Lord Of The Rings Films Announced By Warner Bros.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-exciting-new-lord-of-the-rings-films-announced-by-warner-bros/?utm_source=fediverse

Having Solved Climate Change, Greta Thunberg Turns Attention To Middle East Peace

https://babylonbee.com/news/having-solved-climate-change-greta-thunberg-turns-attention-to-middle-east-peace/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-assures-jury-stormy-daniels-was-way-hotter-back-then/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Says He Supports A Mother's Right To Drown Her Newborn In The Chappaquiddick River

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-says-he-supports-a-mothers-right-to-drown-her-newborn-in-the-chappaquiddick-river/?utm_source=fediverse

‘I’m Outraged At Accusations I’ve Taken The Side Of Hamas,’ Says Angry Biden Wearing New Keffiyeh

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-outraged-at-accusations-ive-taken-hamass-side-says-angry-biden-wearing-new-keffiyeh/?utm_source=fediverse

Bob Iger Insists Disney Stock Drop Not Caused By Failure Of Latest Movie 'Gay Black Pinocchio Protests For Palestine'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-insists-stock-drop-not-caused-by-failure-of-latest-movie-gay-black-pinocchio-protests-for-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/stormy-daniels-offers-hush-money-to-courtroom-sketch-artist-to-please-stop-drawing-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Worm Disgusted To Find Itself In Politician

https://babylonbee.com/news/worm-disgusted-to-find-itself-in-politician/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Somehow Able To Feel God's Love Without Writing Lengthy Instagram Post About It

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-somehow-able-to-feel-gods-love-without-writing-lengthy-instagram-post-about-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Strikes Deal Where Hamas Gets To Keep American Hostages In Exchange For Fifteen Votes In Michigan

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-strikes-deal-where-hamas-gets-to-keep-american-hostages-in-exchange-for-fifteen-votes-in-michigan/?utm_source=fediverse

Not Good: RFK Jr's Worms Started Dropping Spice In His Brain And Now He's Having Visions Of Galactic Jihad

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-good-rfk-jrs-worms-started-dropping-spice-in-his-brain-and-now-hes-having-visions-of-galactic-jihad/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesuss-parents-realize-hes-divine-as-he-completes-carpentry-project-without-going-back-to-home-depot-a-single-time/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Jews Killed Christ!' Says Man Whose Sin Killed Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-jews-killed-christ-says-man-whose-sin-killed-christ/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Completely Obliterates Prosecution With Timely Use Of Reverse Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-obliterates-prosecutions-entire-case-with-timely-use-of-reverse-card/?utm_source=fediverse