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Here Are Biden's 10 Conditions For Debating Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-ten-more-demands-biden-has-made-in-order-to-debate-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

President Biden Dies 13 Times While Filming Video Challenging Trump To Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-dies-13-times-while-filming-video-challenging-trump-to-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

'Hang On, Let Me Check The Distance With My Rangefinder,' Says Guy About To Duff Ball 6 Inches

https://babylonbee.com/news/hang-on-let-me-check-the-distance-with-my-rangefinder-says-guy-about-to-duff-ball-6-inches/?utm_source=fediverse

Exercise And 10 Other Dangerous Far-Right Health Conspiracies

https://babylonbee.com/news/exercise-and-10-other-dangerous-far-right-health-conspiracies/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Installs Breathalyzer On Kamala Harris’s Microphone

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-further-embarrassment-white-house-installs-breathalyzer-on-kamala-harriss-microphone/?utm_source=fediverse

Bud Light Announces Genius Comeback Plan To Wait Until Everyone Who Hates Them Dies Of Old Age

https://babylonbee.com/news/bud-light-announces-genius-comeback-plan-to-wait-until-everyone-who-hates-them-dies-of-old-age/?utm_source=fediverse

37-Year Old Man Pretty Sure He Missed His Calling To Serve On A Ticonderoga-Class Guided Missile Cruiser

https://babylonbee.com/news/37-year-old-man-pretty-sure-he-missed-his-calling-to-serve-on-a-ticonderoga-class-guided-missile-cruiser/?utm_source=fediverse

In Crazy New Video, MrBeast Blows Up The Sun With Over 400 Nuclear Missiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-crazy-new-video-mrbeast-blows-up-the-sun-with-over-400-nuclear-missiles/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Troubling Signs Your Wife Is An Undercover FBI Agent

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-troubling-signs-your-wife-is-an-undercover-fbi-agent/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 100% Of Men Cooking On Grill Just Kinda Moving Meat Around And Hoping For The Best

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-men-cooking-on-grill-just-kinda-moving-meat-around-and-hoping-for-the-best/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Builds Separate Massive Courthouse Just For Prosecuting Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-builds-separate-massive-courthouse-just-for-prosecuting-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

College Students Announce Indefinite Hunger Strike For Palestine Between 10 AM And Noon And Also Between 1 PM and 5 PM Every Day Except For Some Light Snacking

https://babylonbee.com/news/college-students-announce-indefinite-hunger-strike-for-palestine-between-10-am-and-noon-and-also-between-1-pm-and-5-pm-every-day-except-for-some-light-snacking/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Somehow Manages To Kill Fake Plant

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-somehow-manages-to-kill-fake-plant/?utm_source=fediverse

Latest Polls Show Biden Will Need Twice As Many Fake Ballots To Win Election This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-polls-show-biden-will-need-twice-as-many-fake-ballots-to-win-election-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Organizer Of Walkout Against Jerry Seinfeld Revealed

https://babylonbee.com/news/organizer-of-walkout-against-jerry-seinfeld-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

Total Failure Of An Actor Hasn't Even Played Spider-Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/total-failure-of-an-actor-hasnt-even-played-spider-man/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Declares Administration Will Never Leave Anyone Behind, Except Those Americans Held Hostage By Hamas, Or Trapped When Afghanistan Fell, Or Killed Accidentally By A Drone, Or Murdered By Illegal Immigrants (Continued)

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-declares-his-administration-will-never-leave-anyone-behind-with-the-exception-of-american-hostages-being-held-by-hamas-americans-in-afghanistan-americans-murdered-by-illegal-immigrants-/?utm_source=fediverse

'Why Would I Get My Wife A Mother's Day Gift, She's Not My Mom,' Says Dead Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-would-i-get-my-wife-a-mothers-day-gift-shes-not-my-mom-says-dead-man/?utm_source=fediverse

Diary Entry Reveals Luther Started Reformation Just Cause He Got Sick Of Filet o' Fish Every Friday

https://babylonbee.com/news/diary-entry-reveals-luther-started-reformation-just-cause-he-got-sick-of-filet-o-fish-every-friday/?utm_source=fediverse

Clever: Jews Charging Up Space Laser Tell Everyone Those Are Just The Northern Lights

https://babylonbee.com/news/clever-jews-charging-up-space-laser-tell-everyone-those-are-just-the-northern-lights/?utm_source=fediverse