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Oh No! Pentecostal Suffers Seizure During Service But Nobody Notices

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-pentecostal-pastor-suffers-seizure-during-service-but-nobody-notices/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Arrested For Driving Scooters Over Pride Flag Wishing They Had Burned American Flag Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-arrested-for-driving-scooters-over-pride-flag-wishing-they-had-burned-american-flag-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Ilhan Omar Calls For Day Of Mourning Over Hostages Rescued

https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-calls-for-day-of-mourning-over-hostages-rescued/?utm_source=fediverse

Star Wars Fans Upset ‘The Acolyte’ Full Of Woke Stuff Instead Of Siblings Kissing

https://babylonbee.com/news/star-wars-fans-upset-the-acolyte-full-of-woke-stuff-instead-of-siblings-kissing/?utm_source=fediverse

Liam Neeson Criticized For Killing 31 Innocent Human Traffickers Just To Get Back One Hostage

https://babylonbee.com/news/liam-neeson-criticized-for-killing-31-innocent-human-traffickers-just-to-get-back-one-hostage/?utm_source=fediverse

Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue

https://babylonbee.com/news/gaza-health-ministry-confirms-8-billion-dead-in-israeli-hostage-rescue/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You A New Yorker Moving To Florida? Here Are 10 Things To Prepare For

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-a-new-yorker-moving-to-florida-here-are-10-things-to-prepare-for/?utm_source=fediverse

As Prosecution Rests, Hunter Biden Ask If This Is A Good Time To Go Out Back Behind The Dumpsters For A Minute For No Particular Reason

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-prosecution-rests-hunter-biden-ask-if-this-is-a-good-time-to-go-out-back-behind-the-dumpsters-for-a-minute-for-no-particular-reason/?utm_source=fediverse

In Major Gaffe, Husband Forgets To Flex When Wife Touches Arm

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-major-gaffe-husband-forgets-to-flex-when-wife-touches-arm/?utm_source=fediverse

In Hindsight Fans Realize They Were Too Quick To Call The Holiday Special The Worst Star Wars Project Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-hindsight-fans-realize-they-were-too-quick-to-call-the-holiday-special-the-worst-star-wars-project-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Admin Hires NASCAR Pit Crew To Rapidly Change Biden’s Diaper Without Anyone Noticing

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-admin-hires-nascar-pit-crew-to-rapidly-change-bidens-diaper-without-anyone-noticing/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Explains 2-Year Gap In His Resume Was When He Was Making Memes To Help Take Down The Communist Deep State

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-explains-2-year-gap-in-his-resume-was-when-he-was-making-memes-to-help-take-down-the-communist-deep-state/?utm_source=fediverse

At This Point Nation Just Happy Pageant Winner Is An Actual Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/at-this-point-nation-just-happy-pageant-winner-is-an-actual-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Best Excuses To Give The Pastor When You're Late For Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-best-excuses-to-give-the-pastor-when-youre-late-for-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Jimmy Kimmel Delighted To Finally Talk To Someone He Can Make Laugh

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-delighted-to-finally-find-someone-he-can-make-laugh/?utm_source=fediverse

Steve Bannon Looking Forward To A Hot Shower, Shave, And Clean Clothes In Prison

https://babylonbee.com/news/steve-bannon-looking-forward-to-a-hot-shower-shave-and-clean-clothes-in-prison/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed It

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-claim-biden-nailed-a-360-double-flip-mctwist-on-the-white-house-half-pipe-but-oh-darn-the-reporters-just-missed-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Geek Squad Kept Afloat Solely By Gertrude

https://babylonbee.com/news/geek-squad-kept-afloat-solely-by-gertrude/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Says Biden’s Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor Mortis

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-d-day-with-ceremonial-dropping-of-the-dookie/?utm_source=fediverse