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Nation Unsure Why Buffalo Bills Starting Gay Football Team When Dallas Cowboys Already Exist

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Star Wars Introduces Non-Binary Ewok With Preferred Pronouns ‘Yub/Nub'

https://babylonbee.com/news/star-wars-introduces-non-binary-ewok-with-preferred-pronouns-yubnub/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View'

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12 Leaked Questions From CNN’s Upcoming Presidential Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-leaked-questions-from-cnns-upcoming-presidential-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse

As Summer Temps Rise, Nation’s Women Transition From 'Freezing' To 'Cold'

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-summer-temps-rise-nations-women-transition-from-freezing-to-cold/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-torn-on-whether-to-blame-heat-wave-on-climate-change-trump-or-white-supremacy/?utm_source=fediverse

Chili’s Unveils New Ad Campaign: ‘At Least We’re Not Applebee’s’

https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees/?utm_source=fediverse

New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-debate-rule-allows-moderators-to-zap-trump-with-giant-cattle-prod-anytime-they-feel-like-it/?utm_source=fediverse

DeSantis Announces Reparations Program Of Lower Taxes, Less Government, Less Murder, Endless Sunshine

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-announces-reparations-program-of-lower-taxes-less-government-less-murder-endless-sunshine/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A Deepfake

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-terrible-economy-is-just-a-deepfake/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck Schumer And 10 Other Members Of Congress Tell Us How They Like Their Burgers Cooked

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-and-10-other-members-of-congress-tell-us-how-they-like-their-burgers-cooked/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Street Signs And Why They Are Homophobic

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'It's Just Basketball,' Shrugs Decapitated Caitlin Clark

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Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-panics-as-his-biden-remote-control-loses-connection/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Thought I Invited Comedians,' Says Confused Pope After Stephen Colbert Shows Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-thought-i-invited-comedians-says-confused-pope-after-stephen-colbert-shows-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Claims To Like Fishing Actually Just Likes Sitting Alone In Boat For 5 Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-sure-love-fishing-says-man-who-likes-drinking/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Transitioned To Woman Just To Avoid The Draft Feeling Pretty Foolish About Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-transitioned-to-woman-just-to-avoid-the-draft-feeling-pretty-foolish-about-now/?utm_source=fediverse

All Bump Stocks Lost In Boating Accidents Back In 2017 Miraculously Wash Up On Shore

https://babylonbee.com/news/all-bump-stocks-lost-in-boating-accidents-back-in-2017-miraculously-wash-up-on-shore/?utm_source=fediverse

G7 Officially Changed To G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/g7-officially-changed-to-g6-after-biden-wanders-off-again/?utm_source=fediverse