9 Classic Star Wars Scenes Disney Is Editing To Add Pronouns
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8 Ways For White People To Show They're Down With The Cause This Juneteenth
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God Disappointed By Lack Of Eloquence In Five-Year-Old's Prayer
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Nation Unsure Why Buffalo Bills Starting Gay Football Team When Dallas Cowboys Already Exist
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Star Wars Introduces Non-Binary Ewok With Preferred Pronouns ‘Yub/Nub'
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Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View'
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12 Leaked Questions From CNN’s Upcoming Presidential Debate
https://babylonbee.com/news/12-leaked-questions-from-cnns-upcoming-presidential-debate/?utm_source=fediverse
Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse
As Summer Temps Rise, Nation’s Women Transition From 'Freezing' To 'Cold'
https://babylonbee.com/news/as-summer-temps-rise-nations-women-transition-from-freezing-to-cold/?utm_source=fediverse
Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy
https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-torn-on-whether-to-blame-heat-wave-on-climate-change-trump-or-white-supremacy/?utm_source=fediverse
Chili’s Unveils New Ad Campaign: ‘At Least We’re Not Applebee’s’
https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees/?utm_source=fediverse
New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It
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DeSantis Announces Reparations Program Of Lower Taxes, Less Government, Less Murder, Endless Sunshine
https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-announces-reparations-program-of-lower-taxes-less-government-less-murder-endless-sunshine/?utm_source=fediverse
White House Claims Terrible Economy Is Just A Deepfake
https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-terrible-economy-is-just-a-deepfake/?utm_source=fediverse
Chuck Schumer And 10 Other Members Of Congress Tell Us How They Like Their Burgers Cooked
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10 Street Signs And Why They Are Homophobic
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'It's Just Basketball,' Shrugs Decapitated Caitlin Clark
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Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection
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'I Thought I Invited Comedians,' Says Confused Pope After Stephen Colbert Shows Up
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Man Who Claims To Like Fishing Actually Just Likes Sitting Alone In Boat For 5 Hours
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