People Who Would Never Cheat In Elections Horrified By ‘Stop Cheating In Elections’ Bill
https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-would-never-cheat-in-elections-horrified-by-stop-cheating-in-elections-bill/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Aides Busy Picking Between 'Angry Shouting' Pills And 'Calm Creepy Whisper' Pills
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-aides-picking-between-angry-shouting-pills-and-calm-creepy-whisper-pills/?utm_source=fediverse
Local Wife Deactivates Instagram Account For Record Fourth Time This Month
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-wife-deletes-instagram-account-for-record-fourth-time-this-week/?utm_source=fediverse
Excitement Builds For First Olympic Games Held In Muslim Country
https://babylonbee.com/news/excitement-builds-for-first-olympic-games-held-in-muslim-country/?utm_source=fediverse
Dems Outraged Over Vice President Chosen For Her Race And Gender Being Labeled ‘DEI Hire’
https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-outraged-over-vp-chosen-for-her-race-and-gender-being-labeled-dei-hire/?utm_source=fediverse
8 European Criticisms Of The USA That Americans Take As Compliments
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-european-criticisms-of-the-usa-that-americans-take-as-compliments/?utm_source=fediverse
Elderly Surgeon Assures Patients He’s Still Lucid Between 10 A.M. And 4 P.M.
https://babylonbee.com/news/surgeon-assures-patients-hes-still-lucid-between-10-am-and-4-pm/?utm_source=fediverse
Local Teen Gets Saved At Record 7th Consecutive Church Camp
https://babylonbee.com/news/local-teen-gets-saved-at-record-7th-consecutive-summer-camp/?utm_source=fediverse
Associated Press: 'Biden Is Often Alive And Conscious, But Sometimes Mostly Dead'
https://babylonbee.com/news/associated-press-biden-is-partially-alive-but-sometimes-mostly-dead/?utm_source=fediverse
New Labour Government Promises To Fix British Teeth By 2025
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-labour-government-promises-to-fix-british-teeth-by-2025/?utm_source=fediverse
Pope Excommunicates Bishop On Suspicion Of Being A Christian
https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-excommunicates-bishop-on-suspicion-of-being-a-christian/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden To Extend His Sleep Schedule To 24 Hours Per Day
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-extend-his-sleep-schedule-to-24-hours-per-day/?utm_source=fediverse
'Drone Shows Are Better Than Fireworks,' Says Treasonous Wretch
https://babylonbee.com/news/drone-shows-are-better-than-fireworks-says-treasonous-wretch/?utm_source=fediverse
8 Excuses The White House Is Using To Explain Biden’s Poor Debate Performance
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-excuses-the-white-house-is-using-to-explain-bidens-poor-debate-performance/?utm_source=fediverse
Nancy Pelosi Says We Must Re-Elect Biden To See If He’s Senile
https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-says-we-must-re-elect-biden-to-see-if-hes-senile/?utm_source=fediverse
KJP Claims Biden Still Had Jet Lag From Driving That Big Rig Around In The '60s
https://babylonbee.com/news/kjp-claims-biden-still-had-jet-lag-from-driving-that-big-rig-around-in-the-60s/?utm_source=fediverse
Explosive Sold By Toothless Man At Roadside Shack Probably Fine
https://babylonbee.com/news/bomb-sold-by-toothless-man-at-roadside-shack-probably-fine/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Campaign Unveils New Slogan 'Only Senile Some Of The Time'
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-campaign-unveils-new-slogan-only-senile-some-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-uses-binoculars-to-ensure-greeters-have-gone-inside-before-approaching-church-doors/?utm_source=fediverse
Pathetic Excuse For Backyard Fireworks Display Doesn’t End With Everyone Cowering Behind The Shed
https://babylonbee.com/news/pathetic-excuse-for-backyard-fireworks-display-doesnt-end-with-everyone-cowering-behind-the-shed/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.