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Hamas Leader Ismail Haniyeh Falls Down After Loud Popping Noises

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-leader-ismail-haniyeh-falls-down-after-loud-popping-noises/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman With Micro-Bangs Wondering How Everyone Knows She Hates Her Father

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-with-microbangs-wondering-how-everyone-knows-she-hates-her-father/?utm_source=fediverse

'Well, Crap,' Says Fatted Calf After Seeing Father Forgive Prodigal Son

https://babylonbee.com/news/well-crap-says-fatted-calf-after-seeing-father-forgive-prodigal-son/?utm_source=fediverse

As Kamala Campaigns, Nation Starting To Miss The Clarity And Coherence Of Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-kamala-campaigns-nation-starting-to-miss-the-clarity-and-coherence-of-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Search Confirms Kamala Harris Did Not Exist Prior To July 22, 2024

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-search-confirms-kamala-harris-did-not-exist-prior-to-july-22-2024/?utm_source=fediverse

Black Americans Patiently Waiting For Liberal White Woman To Tell Them Who To Vote For

https://babylonbee.com/news/black-men-listen-closely-as-liberal-white-women-instruct-them-who-to-vote-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Behavioral Scientists Now Believe Feminists Are Always Angry Because They Don't Have A Man To Tell Them To Calm Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Continue Long-Standing Tradition Of Large Whites-Only Gatherings

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-continue-long-standing-tradition-of-white-male-only-gatherings/?utm_source=fediverse

Exhausted Journalist Finally Gets To Bed After Long Day Of Copying And Pasting Democrat Talking Points

https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-journalist-finally-gets-to-bed-after-long-day-of-copy-and-pasting-democrat-talking-points/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things Husbands Suffer That Are More Painful Than Childbirth

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-husbands-suffer-that-are-more-painful-than-childbirth/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Condemn Obviously Manipulated Audio Of Kamala Harris Where She Sounds Sober

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-obviously-manipulated-audio-of-kamala-harris-where-she-sounds-sober/?utm_source=fediverse

New Google Homepage Honors Life Of Sharpshooter Thomas Matthew Crooks

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-google-doodle-honors-life-of-sharpshooter-thomas-matthew-crooks/?utm_source=fediverse

D-Day Soldier Blissfully Unaware France Will One Day Open Olympics With Naked Blue Smurf Demon

https://babylonbee.com/news/d-day-soldier-blissfully-unaware-france-will-one-day-open-olympics-with-naked-blue-smurf-demon/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Summons Priest To Cast Demons Out Of HP Deskjet 3755

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-summons-priest-to-cast-demons-out-of-hp-deskjet-3755/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Thankful That Socialists Rigging Elections Only Happens In Venezuela

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-thankful-that-socialists-rigging-elections-only-happens-in-venezuela/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Awarded Pulitzer For Outstanding Achievements In Deleting Old Stories About Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-awarded-pulitzer-for-outstanding-achievements-in-deleting-old-stories-about-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm Almost Ready,' Says Wife, Letting Husband Know He Has Time To Watch At Least One Lord Of The Rings Film

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-almost-ready-says-wife-letting-husband-know-he-has-time-to-watch-at-least-one-lord-of-the-rings-film/?utm_source=fediverse

Sodom And Gomorrah Set To Host 2028 Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/sodom-and-gomorrah-set-to-host-2032-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Admits She Can't Remember If She Was In Charge Of Border As She Was Pretty Drunk These Last 4 Years And Honestly It’s All A Bit Hazy

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-admits-she-cant-remember-if-she-was-in-charge-of-border-as-she-was-pretty-drunk-these-last-4-years-and-honestly-its-all-a-bit-hazy/?utm_source=fediverse

EXCLUSIVE: 11 Findings From The FBI's Investigation Into The Trump Shooting

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-12-findings-from-the-fbis-investigation-into-the-trump-shooting/?utm_source=fediverse