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Tim Walz Reveals First 10 Things He Would Do In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-reveals-first-10-things-he-will-do-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Tells Story About Time He Hijacked Airplane, Parachuted Out With Bags Of Money, And Got Away Scot-Free

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-tells-story-about-time-he-hijacked-airplane-parachuted-out-with-bags-of-money-and-got-away-scot-free/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Guess I'd Better Get This Over With,' Sighs Millennial Before Googling 'What Is Brat'

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-guess-id-better-get-this-over-with-sighs-millennial-before-googling-what-is-brat/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Benefits Of Being A Pastor's Kid

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-benefits-of-being-a-pastors-kid/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicions Rise As New Footage Shows Secret Service Helping Adjust Trump Shooter's Scope

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicions-rise-as-new-footage-shows-secret-service-helping-adjust-trump-shooters-scope/?utm_source=fediverse

Josh Shapiro Annoyed He Got This 'Death To Israel' Neck Tattoo For Nothing

https://babylonbee.com/news/josh-shapiro-annoyed-he-got-this-death-to-israel-neck-tattoo-for-nothing/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Vows To Make America As Great As Minneapolis

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-vows-to-make-america-as-great-as-minneapolis/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Worried Choosing Jewish Vice President May Cost Them The All-Important "Death To America" Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-choosing-jewish-vice-president-may-cost-them-the-all-important-death-to-america-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Desperately Googles 'What Is A Stock Market Crash'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-desperately-googles-what-is-a-stock-market-crash/?utm_source=fediverse

British Man Forced To Use Finger Guns To Fight Off Knife Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-man-forced-to-use-finger-guns-to-fight-off-knife-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Referee Warns Olympic Women’s Boxing Finalists Not To Punch Each Other In The Testicles

https://babylonbee.com/news/referee-warns-olympic-womens-boxing-finalists-not-to-punch-each-other-in-the-testicles/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Renamed More Accurate 'Keeping-Track-Of-People's-Birthdays-Book'

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-renamed-more-accurate-keeping-track-of-peoples-birthdays-book/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago White Sox Eliminated From Playoffs For Next Fifty Seasons

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-eliminated-from-playoffs-for-next-fifty-seasons/?utm_source=fediverse

Historic: Kamala Harris Becomes First Black Woman To Destroy World Economy

https://babylonbee.com/news/historic-kamala-harris-becomes-first-black-woman-to-destroy-world-economy/?utm_source=fediverse

DNA Test Reveals Kamala Harris Actually 98% Vodka

https://babylonbee.com/news/dna-test-reveals-kamala-harris-actually-98-vodka/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Spends Flight Looking For Cloud Where Her Data Is Stored

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-spends-flight-looking-for-cloud-where-her-data-is-stored/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympics Committee Brings In Renowned Gender Expert To Test Female Athletes For Eligibility

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympics-committee-brings-in-renowned-gender-expert-to-test-female-athletes-for-eligibility/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Explains To Disciples That They Are Always Sheep In His Parables Because Sheep Are Really, Really Stupid

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-explains-to-disciples-that-they-are-always-sheep-in-his-parables-because-sheep-are-really-really-stupid/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Trump Is Scared To Debate!' Says Party Whose Last Candidate Had To Quit Politics After Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-is-scared-to-debate-says-party-whose-last-candidate-had-to-quit-politics-after-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Bravely Fields Hard-Hitting Questions From Reporters About Where She Got That Adorable Blouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-bravely-fields-hard-hitting-questions-from-reporters-about-where-she-got-that-adorable-blouse/?utm_source=fediverse