UK Prime Minister Recommends Citizens Avoid Stabbings By Submitting To The Holy Koran And Acknowledging Muhammad As The One True Prophet Of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him
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Reporter Who Asked Kamala A Question Charged With Hate Crime
https://babylonbee.com/news/reporter-who-asked-kamala-a-question-charged-with-hate-crime/?utm_source=fediverse
Attorney General Reminds Americans That Questioning The 2024 Election Is Illegal Unless Trump Wins
https://babylonbee.com/news/attorney-general-reminds-americans-that-contesting-election-is-illegal-unless-trump-wins/?utm_source=fediverse
BREAKING: Libertarian Showers
https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-libertarian-showers/?utm_source=fediverse
Atheist Berates Self For Briefly Thinking Sunset Beautiful
https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-berates-self-for-briefly-thinking-sunset-beautiful/?utm_source=fediverse
Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp
https://babylonbee.com/news/post-office-issues-new-commemorative-kamala-harris-fweedom-stamp/?utm_source=fediverse
‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey
https://babylonbee.com/news/i-can-do-all-things-through-christ-who-strengthens-me-says-man-standing-over-two-foot-putt-for-triple-bogey/?utm_source=fediverse
Kamala Explains 93% Of Staff Quit Because They Couldn’t Handle The Joy
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-explains-93-of-vp-staff-quit-because-they-couldnt-handle-the-joy/?utm_source=fediverse
Citizens of Fiji Drinking Delicious Bottled AMERICA Water
https://babylonbee.com/news/citizens-of-fiji-drinking-delicious-bottled-america-water/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Encourage Supporters To Go To The Polls By Telling Them Beyoncé Will Be There
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-encourage-supporters-to-go-to-the-polls-by-telling-them-beyonc-will-be-there/?utm_source=fediverse
Families With Kids: This Is Your Reminder To Start Getting Ready For Church Now If You Want To Make It On Time This Sunday
https://babylonbee.com/news/families-with-kids-this-is-your-reminder-to-start-getting-ready-for-church-now-if-you-want-to-make-it-on-time-this-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-adds-a-kennedy-in-hopes-he-will-draw-all-the-sniper-fire/?utm_source=fediverse
Oh No! DNC Abortion Bus Breaks Down And Four Babies Get To Live
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-dnc-abortion-bus-breaks-down-and-four-babies-get-to-live/?utm_source=fediverse
Disappointment As Special DNC Guest Turns Out To Be Carrot Top
https://babylonbee.com/news/disappointment-as-special-dnc-guest-turns-out-to-be-carrot-top/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Wakes Up From Awesome Dream Where He Was On 'Jeopardy' And The Final Clue Was 'This Mokey-Lizard Creature Sat Next To Jabba The Hutt And Served As His Laughing Jester'
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-wakes-up-from-awesome-dream-where-he-was-on-jeopardy-and-the-final-clue-was-this-mokey-lizard-creature-sat-next-to-jabba-the-hutt-and-served-as-his-laughing-jester/?utm_source=fediverse
RNC Vs. DNC: A Comparison
https://babylonbee.com/news/rnc-vs-dnc-a-comparison/?utm_source=fediverse
Oprah Surprises DNC Attendees With Free Gift Under Each Seat: Their Own Illegal Immigrant
https://babylonbee.com/news/oprah-surprises-dnc-attendees-with-free-gift-under-each-seat-their-own-illegal-immigrant/?utm_source=fediverse
Study Finds No Connection Between Wife's Insomnia And Her Watching TikToks Till 3 A.M.
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-no-connection-between-wifes-insomnia-and-her-watching-tiktoks-till-3-am/?utm_source=fediverse
Mike Lindell Reveals One Lucky Customer Will Receive A MyPillow Stuffed With His Shaved Mustache
https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-reveals-one-lucky-customer-will-receive-a-mypillow-stuffed-with-his-shaved-mustache/?utm_source=fediverse
Jennifer Lopez Now Just One Away On Her Divorce Punch Card From Getting A Free Husband
https://babylonbee.com/news/jennifer-lopez-now-just-one-away-on-her-divorce-punch-card-from-getting-a-free-husband/?utm_source=fediverse
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