The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Study Shows 9 Out Of 10 Astronauts Choose To Be Stranded In Space Rather Than Board Craft Built By Boeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-9-out-of-10-astronauts-choose-to-be-stranded-in-space-rather-than-board-craft-built-by-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse

I WILL LITERALLY CUT MY OWN LEG OFF IF YOU GUYS CAN BRING 50 KIDS TO YOUTH GROUP NEXT WEEK - Op-Ed By Chet Skatington, Youth Pastor

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-literally-cut-my-own-leg-off-if-you-guys-can-bring-50-kids-to-youth-group-next-week--op-ed-by-youth-pastor-chet-skatington/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Prime Minister Recommends Citizens Avoid Stabbings By Submitting To The Holy Koran And Acknowledging Muhammad As The One True Prophet Of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prime-minister-recommends-citizens-avoid-stabbings-by-submitting-to-the-holy-koran-and-acknowledging-mohammed-as-the-one-true-prophet-of-allah-peace-be-upon-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Reporter Who Asked Kamala A Question Charged With Hate Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/reporter-who-asked-kamala-a-question-charged-with-hate-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

Attorney General Reminds Americans That Questioning The 2024 Election Is Illegal Unless Trump Wins

https://babylonbee.com/news/attorney-general-reminds-americans-that-contesting-election-is-illegal-unless-trump-wins/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Libertarian Showers

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-libertarian-showers/?utm_source=fediverse

Atheist Berates Self For Briefly Thinking Sunset Beautiful

https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-berates-self-for-briefly-thinking-sunset-beautiful/?utm_source=fediverse

Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp

https://babylonbee.com/news/post-office-issues-new-commemorative-kamala-harris-fweedom-stamp/?utm_source=fediverse

‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-can-do-all-things-through-christ-who-strengthens-me-says-man-standing-over-two-foot-putt-for-triple-bogey/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Explains 93% Of Staff Quit Because They Couldn’t Handle The Joy

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-explains-93-of-vp-staff-quit-because-they-couldnt-handle-the-joy/?utm_source=fediverse

Citizens of Fiji Drinking Delicious Bottled AMERICA Water

https://babylonbee.com/news/citizens-of-fiji-drinking-delicious-bottled-america-water/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Encourage Supporters To Go To The Polls By Telling Them Beyoncé Will Be There

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-encourage-supporters-to-go-to-the-polls-by-telling-them-beyonc-will-be-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Families With Kids: This Is Your Reminder To Start Getting Ready For Church Now If You Want To Make It On Time This Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/families-with-kids-this-is-your-reminder-to-start-getting-ready-for-church-now-if-you-want-to-make-it-on-time-this-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-adds-a-kennedy-in-hopes-he-will-draw-all-the-sniper-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! DNC Abortion Bus Breaks Down And Four Babies Get To Live

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-dnc-abortion-bus-breaks-down-and-four-babies-get-to-live/?utm_source=fediverse

Disappointment As Special DNC Guest Turns Out To Be Carrot Top

https://babylonbee.com/news/disappointment-as-special-dnc-guest-turns-out-to-be-carrot-top/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Wakes Up From Awesome Dream Where He Was On 'Jeopardy' And The Final Clue Was 'This Mokey-Lizard Creature Sat Next To Jabba The Hutt And Served As His Laughing Jester'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-wakes-up-from-awesome-dream-where-he-was-on-jeopardy-and-the-final-clue-was-this-mokey-lizard-creature-sat-next-to-jabba-the-hutt-and-served-as-his-laughing-jester/?utm_source=fediverse

RNC Vs. DNC: A Comparison

https://babylonbee.com/news/rnc-vs-dnc-a-comparison/?utm_source=fediverse

Oprah Surprises DNC Attendees With Free Gift Under Each Seat: Their Own Illegal Immigrant

https://babylonbee.com/news/oprah-surprises-dnc-attendees-with-free-gift-under-each-seat-their-own-illegal-immigrant/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds No Connection Between Wife's Insomnia And Her Watching TikToks Till 3 A.M.

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-no-connection-between-wifes-insomnia-and-her-watching-tiktoks-till-3-am/?utm_source=fediverse