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God Announces He Will Now Be Voiced By James Earl Jones

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-announces-he-will-now-be-voiced-by-james-earl-jones/?utm_source=fediverse

Ken Ham Hides On Second Floor Of Natural History Museum With Sniper Rifle Waiting For Someone To Say ‘Millions Of Years’

https://babylonbee.com/news/ken-ham-hides-on-second-floor-of-natural-history-museum-with-sniper-rifle-waiting-for-someone-to-say-millions-of-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Ohio Chinese Buffet Forced To Close After Haitians Decimate Food Supply

https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-chinese-buffet-forced-to-close-after-haitians-decimate-food-supply/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamalas-7-debate-demands-revealed/?utm_source=fediverse

Bluey Reported Missing After Haitian Migrants Move In Next Door

https://babylonbee.com/news/bluey-reported-missing-after-haitian-migrants-move-in-next-door/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: If Elected Trump Promises To Create A Derogatory Slur For Canadians

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-if-elected-trump-promises-to-create-a-derogatory-slur-for-canadians/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Woman Cuddled Up Watching Movie With Her Kids And Husband Completely Missing Out On Being Drunk At A Club Somewhere

https://babylonbee.com/news/mother-of-5-cries-self-to-sleep-at-night-with-regret-that-she-didnt-get-to-spend-the-last-20-years-partying-drunk-at-clubs/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Famous Quotes From History As Reported By The Associated Press

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-quotes-from-history-as-reported-by-the-associated-press/?utm_source=fediverse

Harris Campaign Admits Tim Walz Was The Only Candidate That Answered Their Craigslist Ad

https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-admits-tim-walz-was-the-only-candidate-that-answered-their-craigslist-ad/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Unanimously Agree To Vote For Whichever Candidate Stops Sending Them Campaign Donation Text Messages

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-unanimously-agree-to-vote-for-whichever-candidate-stops-sending-them-campaign-donation-text-messages/?utm_source=fediverse

'Maybe We Took A Wrong Turn Somewhere,' Thinks Party Whose Candidate Just Got Endorsed By Dick Cheney And Vladimir Putin

https://babylonbee.com/news/maybe-we-went-wrong-somewhere-thinks-party-whose-candidate-just-got-endorsed-by-dick-cheney-and-vladimir-putin/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Quietly Asks Aides If She Should Just Try Sleeping With The Economy

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-quietly-asks-aides-if-she-should-just-try-sleeping-with-the-economy/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Responds To Criticism Over Lack Of Policies By Posting Another Truck Stop Junk Food Video

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-responds-to-criticism-over-lack-of-policies-by-posting-another-truck-stop-junk-food-video/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Has Finally Obtained The Harris-Walz Secret List Of Policies

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-finally-obtained-the-harris-walz-secret-list-of-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Grabs His Good Baseball Cap For Date Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-grabs-his-good-baseball-cap-for-date-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Confirms God Keeps List Of People Who Leave Church Early To Watch Football Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-god-keeps-list-of-people-who-leave-church-early-to-watch-football-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Reaches Age Where He's Starting To Worry He Might Never Own A Panzer Tank

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-reaches-age-where-hes-starting-to-worry-he-might-never-own-a-panzer-tank/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Stop Foreigners Meddling In Our Elections!’ Says Party Inviting Foreigners To Meddle In Elections

https://babylonbee.com/news/stop-foreigners-meddling-in-our-elections-says-party-inviting-foreigners-to-meddle-in-elections/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Prepares For Debate Against Kamala By Going To Bar And Arguing With Drunks

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-prepares-for-debate-against-kamala-by-going-to-wine-bar-and-arguing-with-drunks/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Excited To Learn Killing Israelis Somehow Makes Biden Condemn Israel

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-excited-to-learn-killing-israelis-somehow-makes-biden-condemn-israel/?utm_source=fediverse