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Home Depot Introduces 'Shame Alarm' That Blares If A Man Asks An Employee For Help

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Pope Challenges Jesus To Debate On Whether All Religions Lead To God

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-challenges-jesus-to-debate-on-how-to-get-to-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

DOJ Warns If Trump is Elected He Will Do To Them All The Stuff They're Doing To Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-warns-if-trump-is-elected-he-will-do-to-them-all-the-stuff-theyre-doing-to-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Daily Wire Hoping 'Am I Racist?' Movie Earns Enough Money To Afford A Better Wig For Matt Walsh

https://babylonbee.com/news/daily-wire-hoping-am-i-racist-movie-earns-enough-money-to-afford-a-better-wig-for-matt-walsh/?utm_source=fediverse

‘A Fetus Should Not Be Treated Like A Human,’ Says Woman With Cat Named Dave That Wears A Sweater

https://babylonbee.com/news/a-fetus-should-not-be-treated-like-a-human-says-woman-with-cat-named-dave-that-wears-a-sweater/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: Mary Shows Up In Pope Francis’s Toast And She Looks Maaaaad

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-mary-shows-up-in-pope-franciss-toast-and-she-looks-maaaaad/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Breakfast Cereals That Sound Like Mormons Swearing After Stepping On A Lego

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Dad Joke Panned By Critics

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RFK Jr. Really Really Hoping Nobody Asks Him Point Blank If He’s Ever Eaten A Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-really-really-hoping-nobody-asks-him-point-blank-if-hes-ever-eaten-a-cat/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: Trump Brazenly Lied, Claiming That Kamala Supports — Oh Wait It’s True? Here’s Why It’s Essential For Democracy

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-makes-completely-ludicrous-claim-that-kamala-supports---oh-wait-its-true-heres-why-its-essential-for-democracy---op-ed-by-garth-struddelfudd/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift's Cats Endorse Trump

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Democrats Concerned California Wildfires May Burn Up Their Stock Of Prefilled Kamala Harris Ballots

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-concerned-california-wildfires-may-burn-up-their-stock-of-prefilled-kamala-harris-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Responds To Haitian Immigrant Crisis By Airdropping Crates Of Cats Into Springfield, OH

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-responds-to-haitian-immigrant-crisis-by-airdropping-crates-of-cats-into-springfield-oh/?utm_source=fediverse

5 Weeks Into Homeschooling, Parents Google ‘Military Boarding Schools’

https://babylonbee.com/news/5-weeks-into-homeschooling-parents-google-military-boarding-schools/?utm_source=fediverse

‘We’re Republicans And We’re Voting For Kamala,’ Say Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-republicans-and-were-voting-for-kamala-say-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

Delilah Regrets Asking Samson Where He Gets His Strength After He Launches Into 5-Hour Lecture On Carnivore Diet

https://babylonbee.com/news/delilah-regrets-asking-samson-where-he-gets-his-strength-after-he-launches-into-5-hour-lecture-on-carnivore-diet/?utm_source=fediverse

Mola Ram Says He Has Found No Evidence To Support Trump’s Claim Of Heart-Ripping Ceremonies Taking Place Within Temple Of Doom

https://babylonbee.com/news/mola-ram-says-he-has-found-no-evidence-to-support-trumps-claim-of-heart-ripping-ceremonies-taking-place-within-temple-of-doom/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Getting That Sinking Feeling Wife Comparing Him To Boaz Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-getting-that-sinking-feeling-as-wife-starts-comparing-him-to-boaz-again/?utm_source=fediverse

In Brief Moment Of Lucidity, Biden Endorses Trump

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The Bee Fact Checks Last Night's Debate

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