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To Save Time, NFL Announcers Will Now Only Mention When There's Not A Flag On The Play

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-nfl-announcers-will-now-only-mention-when-theres-not-a-flag-on-the-play/?utm_source=fediverse

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-noah-builds-an-ark-when-he-could-have-just-paid-more-taxes-to-stop-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Great Reasons Christians Should Vote For Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-great-reasons-christians-should-vote-for-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

Disturbing: WNBA Fans Heard Yelling Ugly Racial Slurs Such As ‘Go Caitlin!’

https://babylonbee.com/news/disturbing-wnba-players-accuse-fans-of-yelling-ugly-racial-slurs-such-as-go-caitlin/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Really Excited After Hearing He Might Get Spanked At Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-really-excited-after-hearing-he-might-get-spanked-at-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

'How Did I Become A Narcissist?' Asks Man Who Spends Hundreds Of Hours Talking About Himself To Therapist

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-did-i-become-a-narcissist-asks-man-to-therapist-he-meets-every-week-to-spend-hours-talking-about-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

Archaeologists Discover Tighty Whities Worn By John The Baptist

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-tighty-whities-worn-by-john-the-baptist/?utm_source=fediverse

North Carolina Agrees To Purchase Several Hunter Biden Paintings In Return For U.S. Aid

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-carolina-agrees-to-purchase-several-hunter-biden-paintings-in-return-for-us-aid/?utm_source=fediverse

Hezbollah Reaches Out To U.S. For Advice On How To Govern With A Dead Leader

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-reaches-out-to-us-for-advice-on-how-to-govern-with-a-dead-leader/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Hezbollah's Turnover Rate Officially Surpasses McDonald's

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollahs-turnover-rate-officially-surpasses-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse

'Now Who Am I Supposed To Send My Wordle Score To?' Cries Rashida Tlaib

https://babylonbee.com/news/now-who-am-i-supposed-to-send-my-wordle-score-to-sighs-rashida-tlaib/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Announces Construction Of 'Murderers Only' Express Lane At Southern Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-construction-of-new-murderers-only-express-lane-at-southern-border/?utm_source=fediverse

'Do You Have A Business Card?' Asks Man Who Must Be Time Traveler From 1987

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-a-business-card-asks-man-who-must-be-time-traveler-from-1987/?utm_source=fediverse

After Extensive Research, Political Experts Believe Harris Struggling To Connect With Male Voters Because She’s Awful

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-extensive-research-political-experts-believe-harris-struggling-to-connect-with-male-voters-because-shes-awful/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Changes Coming To The Oakland A's After They Move to Vegas

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-changes-coming-to-the-oakland-as-after-they-move-to-vegas/?utm_source=fediverse

Exploding Restaurant Buzzer Takes Out Hezbollah Party Of 6

https://babylonbee.com/news/exploding-restaurant-buzzer-takes-out-hezbollah-party-of-6/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Fails To Cast Demons Out As He Was Speaking Aramaic Instead Of Latin

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-fails-to-cast-demons-out-as-he-was-speaking-aramaic-instead-of-latin/?utm_source=fediverse

Rookie Move: Husband Asks Wife How Her Day Was

https://babylonbee.com/news/rookie-move-husband-asks-wife-how-her-day-was/?utm_source=fediverse

DECEIT: This Man Tricked Millions Of Innocent Kids Into Thinking Bible Characters Were Talking Vegetables

https://babylonbee.com/news/deceit-this-man-tricked-millions-of-innocent-kids-into-thinking-bible-characters-were-talking-vegetables/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Drag Queen Wants To Perform But There Aren't Any Kids Around

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-drag-queen-wants-to-perform-but-there-arent-any-kids-around/?utm_source=fediverse