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Kid Cleverly Waits Until Bedtime Before Asking Dad To Explain The Trinity

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Kamala Campaign Quietly Cancels Release Of New 'Doug' Wife Beater

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Harris Supporters Trying To Figure Out How To Convert Joy Into Groceries

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8 More Historical Events Tim Walz Has Claimed To Be At

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Walz Clarifies That He Meant The 'Tiananmen Square Chinese Buffet' In Omaha, Nebraska

https://babylonbee.com/news/walz-clarifies-that-he-meant-the-tiananmen-square-chinese-buffet-in-omaha-nebraska/?utm_source=fediverse

MAD Money: Jim Cramer Predicts White Sox Will Win The World Series

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DOJ Indicts JD Vance For Brutally Beating 3 Women

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School Shooters Distance Themselves From Tim Walz

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Americans On Edge Of Their Seats As Two Men Battle For Most Useless Position In Government

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Nation In Awe Kamala Harris Managed To Find Running Mate Dumber Than She Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-in-awe-kamala-harris-managed-to-find-running-mate-even-dumber-than-she-is/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Bible Stories As YouTube Clickbait Videos

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'VeggieTales' Introduces New Evil Villain Matt Squash

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Tim Walz's 7 Debate Demands

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JD Vance's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

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Megachurch Pastor Given Shack In Heaven While Small-Church Pastor Of 50 Years Gets To Live In The Avengers Tower

https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-pastor-given-shack-in-heaven-while-small-church-pastor-of-50-years-gets-to-live-in-the-avengers-tower/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctors Will No Longer Ask ‘Who Is The President?’ To Test For Concussions Since Honestly Nobody Is Really Sure Right Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctors-will-no-longer-ask-who-is-the-president-to-test-for-concussions-since-honestly-nobody-is-really-sure-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Young Hezbollah Recruit Can’t Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager

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To Save Time, NFL Announcers Will Now Only Mention When There's Not A Flag On The Play

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-nfl-announcers-will-now-only-mention-when-theres-not-a-flag-on-the-play/?utm_source=fediverse

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change

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9 Great Reasons Christians Should Vote For Kamala Harris

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