The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

'We Have Not Intentionally Allowed Millions Of Illegals To Cross The Border To Vote,' Says Mayorkas Waving His Hand Attempting A Jedi Mind Trick

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-have-not-intentionally-allowed-millions-of-illegals-to-cross-the-border-to-vote-says-mayorkas-waving-his-hand-attempting-a-jedi-mind-trick/?utm_source=fediverse

Land Acknowledgment: The Babylon Bee Wishes To Acknowledge That Our Offices Are Located On Land Once Occupied By Morton & Mayfield Accounting LLC

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-acknowledgment-the-babylon-bee-wishes-to-acknowledge-that-their-offices-are-located-on-land-once-occupied-by-morton--mayfield-accounting-llc/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Courts Indigenous Voters By Telling Crowd She Grew Up In A Middle-Class Teepee

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-courts-indigenous-voters-by-telling-crowd-she-grew-up-in-a-middle-class-teepee/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Signs A Man May Be Voting For Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-a-man-may-be-voting-for-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-recommend-everyone-just-take-the-day-off-to-chill-out-and-watch-the-old-cartoon-version-of-the-hobbit/?utm_source=fediverse

Gay Couple Sues 10-Year-Old's Lemonade Stand For Refusing To Bake Gay Wedding Cake

https://babylonbee.com/news/gay-couple-sues-10-year-olds-lemonade-stand-for-refusing-to-bake-gay-wedding-cake/?utm_source=fediverse

Alabama Pastor Placed On Leave After Giving Sermon Without College Football Analogy

https://babylonbee.com/news/alabama-pastor-placed-on-leave-after-giving-sermon-without-college-football-analogy/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things Trump Could Do To Guarantee Victory In November

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-trump-could-do-to-guarantee-victory-in-november/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Campaign Forced To Hire Gay Actors For Ad After Being Unable To Find Any Straight Male Kamala Supporters

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-campaign-forced-to-hire-gay-actors-for-ad-after-being-unable-to-find-any-straight-male-kamala-supporters/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Pretending To Be Straight Pretends To Hunt

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-pretending-to-be-straight-pretends-to-hunt/?utm_source=fediverse

Doug Emhoff Brags He Could Smack A Woman In The Middle Of Fifth Avenue And Not Lose Kamala Any Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/doug-emhoff-brags-he-could-smack-a-woman-in-the-middle-of-fifth-avenue-and-not-lose-kamala-any-votes/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Tries To Get Job At Fox News Back By Dressing Up As Hot Blonde

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-tries-to-get-job-at-fox-news-back-by-dressing-up-as-hot-blonde/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Greets Latino Crowd With 'Donde Esta La Bibloteca?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-greets-latino-crowd-with-donde-esta-la-bibloteca/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Scariest Horror Movies For Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-scariest-horror-movies-for-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

'Terrorists' Added To List On Statue Of Liberty Plaque

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-added-to-list-on-statue-of-liberty-plaque/?utm_source=fediverse

After Patient Explains He’s Thinking Of Voting Kamala, Doctor Gives Prescription For Testosterone Injection

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-patient-explains-hes-thinking-of-voting-kamala-doctor-hands-man-prescription-for-testosterone-injection/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Bee Movie Edges Out Shawshank Redemption On IMDB's Top Movies Of All Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-movie-edges-out-shawshank-redemption-on-imdbs-top-movies-of-all-time/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Now Is Not The Time For Independent Thinking,’ Obama Tells Black Trump Supporters

https://babylonbee.com/news/now-is-not-the-time-for-independent-thinking-obama-tells-black-trump-supporters/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Say Kamala Can Still Win If She Doesn’t Appear In Public Again Between Now And Election Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-kamala-can-still-win-if-she-doesnt-appear-in-public-again-between-now-and-election-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Bee Releases Movie

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-news-satire-site-launches-new-movie/?utm_source=fediverse