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Trump Promises To Bring Back The Good Happy Meal Toys

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Trump Campaign Raises Millions Overnight With New Donation Ask: 'How Much Would You Pay To Not Have To Listen To Kamala Talk The Next 4 Years?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-campaign-raises-millions-overnight-with-new-donation-catchphrase-how-much-would-you-pay-not-to-hear-kamala-talk-the-next-4-years/?utm_source=fediverse

‘You’re At The Wrong Church,’ Responds Joel Osteen To Man Proclaiming ‘Jesus Is Lord!’

https://babylonbee.com/news/youre-at-the-wrong-church-responds-joel-osteen-to-man-proclaiming-jesus-is-lord/?utm_source=fediverse

British Police Arrest Praying Mantis For Public Prayer

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-police-arrest-praying-mantis-for-public-prayer/?utm_source=fediverse

Researchers Discover Miracle Cure For Hangovers Called 'Not Drinking Copious Amounts Of Alcohol'

https://babylonbee.com/news/researchers-discover-miracle-cure-for-hangovers-called-not-drinking-copious-amounts-of-alcohol/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Shudders To Imagine How Horrifying The Incriminating Photos Are That Kamala Has Of Mark Cuban

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-shudders-to-imagine-how-horrifying-the-incriminating-photos-are-that-kamala-has-of-mark-cuban/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Begins Melting After Rallygoer Says 'Jesus Is Lord'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-begins-melting-after-rallygoer-says-jesus-is-lord/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Switch Out Kamala For A Wheel Of Cheese With A Sign Reading 'Not Trump'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-switch-out-kamala-for-a-wheel-of-cheese-with-a-sign-reading-not-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Popular Halloween House Puts Out Bucket Of C.S. Lewis Books

https://babylonbee.com/news/popular-halloween-house-puts-out-bucket-of-cs-lewis-books/?utm_source=fediverse

TV Ratings Saved As Trump Will Now Host All Late-Night Shows

https://babylonbee.com/news/tv-ratings-saved-as-trump-will-now-host-all-late-night-shows/?utm_source=fediverse

Venezuelan Gang Wiped Out After Attempting To Take Over Buc-ee's

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9 Bad Things In Your Life That Are Probably The Jews' Fault

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Polls Show Democrats Have Slight Lead In Early Vote-Rigging

https://babylonbee.com/news/polls-show-democrats-have-slight-lead-in-early-vote-rigging/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck Schumer Reveals His Decayed Appearance Is Due To Possessing The One Ring For Last 500 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-reveals-his-decayed-appearance-is-due-to-possessing-the-one-ring-for-last-500-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Brings Back Casual Fridays To Draw In New Recruits

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-brings-back-casual-fridays-to-draw-in-new-recruits/?utm_source=fediverse

Healthiest Man Alive Just Does The Opposite Of Whatever The Government Recommends

https://babylonbee.com/news/healthiest-man-alive-just-does-the-opposite-of-whatever-the-government-recommends/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Baal Admits He Actually Was Relieving Himself During Altar Duel With Elijah

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-baal-admits-he-actually-was-relieving-himself-during-altar-duel-with-elijah/?utm_source=fediverse

Harris Complains She Was Not Informed The Interview Would Include Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-complains-she-was-not-informed-the-interview-would-include-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Signs Trump Is Obviously Going To Win The Election

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Washington Post Gives Entire Staff Day Off To Mourn Loss Of Hamas Leader

https://babylonbee.com/news/washington-post-gives-entire-staff-day-off-to-mourn-loss-of-hamas-leader/?utm_source=fediverse