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Sad: Man Almost Lets Beautiful Autumn Day Distract Him From Doomscrolling On Phone

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-man-almost-lets-beautiful-autumn-day-distract-him-from-doomscrolling-on-phone/?utm_source=fediverse

Avengers Assemble To Endorse Thanos

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Nation Anxiously Waits To See Which Side Will Be Denying Election Results

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-anxiously-waits-to-see-which-side-will-be-denying-election-results/?utm_source=fediverse

New 'Kamalexa' Edition Of Amazon Echo Will Just Ramble For 10 Minutes Without Ever Answering Your Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-introduces-new-kamalexa-that-rambles-for-10-minutes-without-answering-any-of-your-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

Are you garbage? Know the signs

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Aides Give Biden Tablet Playing Cocomelon And Some Goldfish To Keep Him Busy Till After Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-give-biden-tablet-playing-cocomelon-and-bag-of-goldfish-to-keep-him-busy-till-after-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Yankees Defeat Yankees In World Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/yankees-defeat-yankees-in-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Fitted With Muzzle So He Can't Bite Any More Babies

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-fitted-with-muzzle-so-he-cant-bite-any-more-babies/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Walsh Denies Smiling Allegations

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-denies-smiling-allegations/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco Parents Find Piece Of Candy In Child’s Bucket Of Needles

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-parents-find-piece-of-candy-in-childs-bag-of-needles/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids At Tim Walz's Door Disappointed As He Fills Candy Bags With Tampons

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-at-tim-walzs-door-disappointed-as-he-fills-candy-bags-with-tampons/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-scores-coveted-endorsement-from-hefty/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Unveils 9 Brilliant Fundraising Ideas To Close The Gap With Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/move-over-nfts-here-are-10-brilliant-trump-campaign-fundraising-ideas/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-deplorable-garbage-nazis-to-tone-down-the-rhetoric/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Finally Decides On Restaurant And Oh No! She Took So Long The Heat Death Of The Universe Happened And There Are No More Restaurants!

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-finally-decides-on-restaurant-and-oh-no-the-heat-death-of-the-universe-happened-and-there-are-no-more-restaurants/?utm_source=fediverse

Pick Up Your 'Garbage For Trump' T-Shirt Now!

https://babylonbee.com/news/pick-up-you-garbage-for-trump-t-shirt-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Says He Never Would Have Had Affair With Chinese Communist Official’s Daughter If He Had Known She Was a Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-says-he-never-would-have-had-affair-with-chinese-communist-officials-daughter-if-he-had-known-she-was-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Yet Another Man Mugged While Visiting New York

https://babylonbee.com/news/ny-mayor-assures-public-crime-is-down-and-right-fielders-are-not-getting-mugged-in-yankee-stadium/?utm_source=fediverse

'Christianity Today' Officially Changes Name To 'You Do You Today'

https://babylonbee.com/news/christianity-today-officially-changes-name-to-you-do-you-today/?utm_source=fediverse

In Devastating Blow To Democrats, Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Following The Law

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-devastating-blow-to-democrats-supreme-court-rules-in-favor-of-following-the-law/?utm_source=fediverse