Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising
https://babylonbee.com/news/radicalized-squirrels-in-maga-hats-begin-uprising/?utm_source=fediverse
Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-says-results-of-halloween-candy-inspection-could-be-delayed-up-to-2-weeks/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Things You Should Do One Last Time Before Trump Institutes A Totalitarian State
https://babylonbee.com/news/things-you-should-do-one-last-time-before-trump-institutes-a-totalitarian-state/?utm_source=fediverse
Diddy's Ex-Girlfriend Urges Americans To Trust Her Judgment
https://babylonbee.com/news/diddys-ex-girlfriend-urges-americans-to-trust-her-judgment/?utm_source=fediverse
453rd Election Mailer Changes Man's Mind
https://babylonbee.com/news/453rd-election-mailer-changes-mans-mind/?utm_source=fediverse
Sad: Man Almost Lets Beautiful Autumn Day Distract Him From Doomscrolling On Phone
https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-man-almost-lets-beautiful-autumn-day-distract-him-from-doomscrolling-on-phone/?utm_source=fediverse
Avengers Assemble To Endorse Thanos
https://babylonbee.com/news/avengers-assemble-to-endorse-thanos/?utm_source=fediverse
Nation Anxiously Waits To See Which Side Will Be Denying Election Results
https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-anxiously-waits-to-see-which-side-will-be-denying-election-results/?utm_source=fediverse
New 'Kamalexa' Edition Of Amazon Echo Will Just Ramble For 10 Minutes Without Ever Answering Your Questions
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-introduces-new-kamalexa-that-rambles-for-10-minutes-without-answering-any-of-your-questions/?utm_source=fediverse
Are you garbage? Know the signs
https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-garbage-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse
Aides Give Biden Tablet Playing Cocomelon And Some Goldfish To Keep Him Busy Till After Election
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-give-biden-tablet-playing-cocomelon-and-bag-of-goldfish-to-keep-him-busy-till-after-election/?utm_source=fediverse
Yankees Defeat Yankees In World Series
https://babylonbee.com/news/yankees-defeat-yankees-in-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Fitted With Muzzle So He Can't Bite Any More Babies
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-fitted-with-muzzle-so-he-cant-bite-any-more-babies/?utm_source=fediverse
Matt Walsh Denies Smiling Allegations
https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-denies-smiling-allegations/?utm_source=fediverse
San Francisco Parents Find Piece Of Candy In Child’s Bucket Of Needles
https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-parents-find-piece-of-candy-in-childs-bag-of-needles/?utm_source=fediverse
Kids At Tim Walz's Door Disappointed As He Fills Candy Bags With Tampons
https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-at-tim-walzs-door-disappointed-as-he-fills-candy-bags-with-tampons/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Scores Coveted Endorsement From Hefty
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-scores-coveted-endorsement-from-hefty/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Unveils 9 Brilliant Fundraising Ideas To Close The Gap With Kamala
https://babylonbee.com/news/move-over-nfts-here-are-10-brilliant-trump-campaign-fundraising-ideas/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Calls On Deplorable Garbage Nazis To Tone Down The Rhetoric
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-deplorable-garbage-nazis-to-tone-down-the-rhetoric/?utm_source=fediverse
Wife Finally Decides On Restaurant And Oh No! She Took So Long The Heat Death Of The Universe Happened And There Are No More Restaurants!
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-finally-decides-on-restaurant-and-oh-no-the-heat-death-of-the-universe-happened-and-there-are-no-more-restaurants/?utm_source=fediverse
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