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New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins

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New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID

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Democrats Warn That If Trump Is Elected It Will Be The End Of Bureaucracy As We Know It

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Boomers Prepare For Church By Setting Cell Phone To Maximum Volume

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Sad: Thousands Of Women Left Standing Clueless In Voting Booths After Husbands Fail To Tell Them Who To Vote For

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-thousands-of-women-left-standing-clueless-in-voting-booths-after-husbands-fail-to-tell-them-who-to-vote-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Projected To Win In 50-State Landslide After Appearing In Squirrel Costume

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-projected-to-win-in-50-state-landslide-after-appearing-in-squirrel-costume/?utm_source=fediverse

Harris Campaign Tells Biden He's Urgently Needed At Rally In Remote Region Of Antarctica

https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-tells-biden-hes-urgently-needed-at-rally-in-remote-region-of-antarctica/?utm_source=fediverse

In Disgusting Call For Violence, Trump Says Politicians Should Stop Sending Kids Off To War

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-disgusting-call-for-violence-trump-says-politicians-should-stop-sending-kids-off-to-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising

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Dad Says Results Of Halloween Candy Inspection Could Be Delayed Up To 2 Weeks

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-says-results-of-halloween-candy-inspection-could-be-delayed-up-to-2-weeks/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things You Should Do One Last Time Before Trump Institutes A Totalitarian State

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Diddy's Ex-Girlfriend Urges Americans To Trust Her Judgment

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453rd Election Mailer Changes Man's Mind

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Sad: Man Almost Lets Beautiful Autumn Day Distract Him From Doomscrolling On Phone

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-man-almost-lets-beautiful-autumn-day-distract-him-from-doomscrolling-on-phone/?utm_source=fediverse

Avengers Assemble To Endorse Thanos

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Nation Anxiously Waits To See Which Side Will Be Denying Election Results

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New 'Kamalexa' Edition Of Amazon Echo Will Just Ramble For 10 Minutes Without Ever Answering Your Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-introduces-new-kamalexa-that-rambles-for-10-minutes-without-answering-any-of-your-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

Are you garbage? Know the signs

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Aides Give Biden Tablet Playing Cocomelon And Some Goldfish To Keep Him Busy Till After Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-give-biden-tablet-playing-cocomelon-and-bag-of-goldfish-to-keep-him-busy-till-after-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Yankees Defeat Yankees In World Series

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