The Babylon Bee Decision Desk Is Now Prepared To Call Alabama For Donald Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-decision-desk-is-now-prepared-to-call-alabama-for-donald-trump/?utm_source=fediverse
They Tried To Warn Us: Trump Gives Victory Speech Sporting New Mustache
https://babylonbee.com/news/they-tried-to-warn-us-trump-gives-victory-speech-sporting-new-mustache/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Call For Abolishing Popular Vote
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-abolishing-popular-vote/?utm_source=fediverse
Both Candidates Just Glad They Don't Have To Visit Pennsylvania Anymore
https://babylonbee.com/news/both-candidates-just-glad-they-dont-have-to-visit-pennsylvania-anymore/?utm_source=fediverse
Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% The Vote Man Gets
https://babylonbee.com/news/gender-gap-woman-only-gets-78-the-vote-man-gets/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Wins 3rd Election In A Row
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wins-3rd-election-in-a-row/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Beats Another Woman
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-beats-another-woman/?utm_source=fediverse
America Unburdens Itself From What Has Been
https://babylonbee.com/news/america-unburdens-itself-from-what-has-been/?utm_source=fediverse
Biden Calls Trump To Concede The Election
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-trump-to-concede/?utm_source=fediverse
Joy Reid Explodes Live On Air
https://babylonbee.com/news/joy-reid-explodes-live-on-air/?utm_source=fediverse
Election Officials Assure Everybody Things Are Looking Good And You Can Go To Sleep And They'll Take Care Of The Rest Of The Counting Overnight
https://babylonbee.com/news/election-officials-assure-everybody-things-are-looking-good-and-you-can-go-to-sleep-and-theyll-take-care-of-the-rest-of-the-counting-overnight/?utm_source=fediverse
Experts Confirm That Constantly Refreshing Election Map Will Increase Probability Your Side Wins
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-that-constantly-refreshing-election-map-will-help-your-side-win/?utm_source=fediverse
Report: Kamala Already Switching to Box Wine
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-already-switching-to-box-wine/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Proofs Our Elections Are Safe And Secure
https://babylonbee.com/news/9-proofs-our-elections-are-safe-and-secure/?utm_source=fediverse
Babylon Bee Guide: How To Spot A Male Harris Voter
https://babylonbee.com/news/how-to-spot-a-male-harris-voter/?utm_source=fediverse
STOLEN VALOR: Man Wears 'I Voted' Sticker He Bought on Amazon
https://babylonbee.com/news/stolen-valor-man-wears-i-voted-sticker-he-bought-on-amazon/?utm_source=fediverse
Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine
https://babylonbee.com/news/amish-man-falls-through-trap-door-directly-to-hell-after-using-electronic-voting-machine/?utm_source=fediverse
Pennsylvania Election Officials Sadly Announce They Have Misplaced All Their Voting Machines
https://babylonbee.com/news/pennsylvania-election-officials-sadly-announce-they-have-misplaced-all-their-voting-machines/?utm_source=fediverse
Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-voting-for-kamala-in-hopes-that-one-day-his-granddaughter-can-be-aborted/?utm_source=fediverse
Election Officials Unveil Special New Ballot Box For Libertarians
https://babylonbee.com/news/election-officials-unveil-special-new-ballot-box-for-libertarians/?utm_source=fediverse
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